Funniest Line in a Song?

[Meado]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
This. I don't even need to point out which line it is.

 

[Meado]

Double post. Grr.

 

[okitana]

You could take me out to dinner
That would be quite nice
You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
But that wont get you into pants paradise.

(a kiss is not a contract)



and anything else flight of the conchords

 

[Vision of Division]

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you
mad props to whoever tells me where it's from

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Rammstein Keine Lust

Ich hätte Lust mit großen Tieren


English translation being 'I would like it with big animals'

 

[Andalusa]

"You scumbag, you ******, you scrawny old maggot, merry christmas my ass, let's pray it's our last"

From a lively Irish jig christmas song.

Fairytale of New York - The Pogues and Kirsty McCall I think.

I've heard a fair few, can't remember them though.

 

[soren7550]

Funnest songs have to be 'All By Myself' and 'Dominated Love Slave' by Green Day (has to be because Tre Cool is the one singing both.)

Spoiler: All By Myself

I was alone,I was all by myself
No one was looking, I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
All by myself...
All by myself...
All by myself...

I went to your house,but no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I'm all by myself,
All by myself
[repeat several times]

Spoiler: Dominated Love Slave

I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Mack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

Yee-hah!

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples?

WOOOO! 1000th Post! *throws confetti about*

 

[DiamondJim]

The entirety of "This is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich", by Psychostick.

"Shake your spear at Shakespeare!" Ddevil by System of A Down.

"What's the name of this song? Explosivo! Dunno what it's about, but it's good to go!" - Explosivo by Tenacious D.

The first second of Contractor by Lamb of God is also awesome. It's just 'WOOOOO!', followed by one of their fastest paced songs (About an gun for hire, obviously, which is a great subject for a metal song).

"I am so omniscient, if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both!" By Your Command by Devin Townsend (on Ziltoid the Omniscient).

 

[blipblop]

 

[Littaly]

"Dance in my Pants" by Jim Steinman. No particular line, just the whole song. Sure, Steinman isn't known for his subtle sexual innuendos, but "Dance in my Pants" is so ridiculous it's hard to tell if it's a serious song or if he's parodying himself.

 

[Clirck]

Jay Z - "Can't wear skinny jeans 'cause my knots don't fit"

Song is T.I. feat. Jay-Z, Kanye West and Lil' Wayne - Swagga Like Us

 

[Twin Of Aphex]

As for my favourite line:

"Bret, you've got it going on
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you"

Flight of the Conchords FTW

Mines has to be;

"In the buff, bein' rude
Doin' stuff with the food
Gettin' nude with his food
We heard that's what you are into"

 

[Earthbound]

"Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried, we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more!"
From Another Irish Drinking Song by Da Vinci's Notebook. It might just be one of the greatest songs ever made.

 

[blankedboy]

EPIC fail there. The mechanic looked funny as.

 

[nicholaxxx]

"believe me when I say... I f**ked a mermaid"
I'm on a Boat - The Lonely Island

 

[teutonicman]

Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your back door man - Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin

 

[Sigel]

"From start to finish
ten spoons of spinach
the soul and the spillage
the cup that runneth over
we turn up the 'oh God'"

Gorillaz "All Alone"

 

[wwjdftw]

nana nana "dude looks like a lady" nana nana "dude looks like a lady"