Funniest line in Gaming

[WOPR]

What's the funniest line you've ever heard in a videogame?

 

[WOPR]

Howard: "Wow, Jack is ramming himself ageist Kojack!"
Chris: "So wait a minute, Jack is ramming himself, ageist himself... We are watching the most violent mast****tion ever"
Howard: "Heh, this is nothing..."

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Saint's Row 1

Johnny Gat: I'm gonna skullfuck that *****!

Player: Hope you don't get hepatitis.

MORE PEOPLE NEED TO PLAY SAINT'S ROW 1!

 

[Flour]

I apologise for the shitty quality, but I'm not going to replay Trinity Universe just to get a better picture. [http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5396/image045lm.jpg]

 

[Avaholic03]

GLaDOS: Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!

 

[Lordmarkus]

"Glottis, are you loco?"

 

[Tipsy Giant]

"insert anything from fable 3"

Funniest game of the year

 

[Scarim Coral]

Anything utter from HK-47 from Star Wars Kinght of the old republic 1 and 2. I love that droid!

 

[Valkyrie101]

"What do I look like, a fucking botanist?" - Marcus Fenix

No Marcus, you really don't.

 

[SpireOfFire]

"DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOON!"

 

[Armored Prayer]

Pretty much anything the Marines say in Halo 2.

"Have we tried REASONING with them!?"

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Everything said by Yes Man in New Vegas.

I love that guy. And his cute little TV face.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

Anytime I hear Snake ask a question just makes me crack up. Obviously the recurrent "Metal Gear???" is one of the best.

 

[SplashyAxis]

Commander Shepard (and both Mass Effect games in general) always have such excellent lines. Pretty much everything in this:

 

[Asdalan08]

Fable 2

Spoiler

Lucien: "The World that robs us of what we love most? Is that what you think is worth preserving? You small minded fool! Do you think your the only one to suffer loss. I asked the world for nothing but a family, and even that request was too excessive. Such a cold world does not deserve its own existence! The New World will have no place for fate or chaos or He-"

*gunshot followed by dramatic falling scene*

Reaver: "Whew, I thought he'd never shut up... Oh I'm sorry, did you want to kill him?"

 

[ahrnygoose]

Anything utter from HK-47 from Star Wars Kinght of the old republic 1 and 2. I love that droid!

Hahaha! That was awesome! Love the constant use of the term "Meatbag".

 

[standokan]

Anything utter from HK-47 from Star Wars Kinght of the old republic 1 and 2. I love that droid!

Haha, after listening for 10 minutes i finally understand why he is so popular

 

[SnakeCL]

I need scissors! 61!