Funniest spin-off of a skyrim meme

[Connor Rowley]

This is by far my favorite
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/v21iglh6LWQ/Tur4mOlY_SI/AAAAAAAAAjA/sFrkdvssVnU/s1600/arrow_in_the_knee_bubble_girl.jpg

 

[Ziame]

i used to take arrows to the knee but then i took a mace to the face

 

[Lunar Templar]

Spoiler: bonus points if you read it their voices

course, the 'arrow to the knee' joke is pretty lame, ya'd kinda figure they'd ya know, be prepared for that kinda thing

but those 2 i liked, well there was one other, but i couldn't find it

it went "i used to take arrows to the knee, then i started thinking with portals"

 

[TheScientificIssole]

I used to play Skyrim but then rediscovered Mass Effect 2.

haha holy shit me too!

Currently on playthrough #6

HOT DAMN, I CONCUR!

 

[Sampler]

Hope I don't get banned for this - read it on sickipedia earlier and whilst I don't condone it:

I used to be a marine, then I took an arab to the wee

 

[lacktheknack]

I burst out laughing when a very annoyed in-game guard said "I used to be an adventurer like you... but then I took a SWORD to the CHEST." It's a good line for catching people off-guard, as they're expecting arrows in knees.

Also, there's this.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111205073142/elderscrolls/images/thumb/6/6b/Arrow_Knee.jpg/174px-Arrow_Knee.jpg

 

[ThunderCavalier]

To this day, I have not seen an Arrow to the Knee meme that amused me as much as this:

Spoiler: Warning: May cause you to laugh uncontrollably

 

[ryo02]

an imperial once said somethign like "Im still sore from that arrow I took I hate archers"

 

[Westaway]

A guard mit get nervous, if you aproach him with a arrow to your knee.
Patroling the majave wasteland almost makes you wish for an arrow to the knee.
When the legion crosses the river, I've got one arrpw I'm saving for my knee.
We won't go quietly, the arrows can count on that.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Out of all the arrow-to-the knee jokes, there were 2 that made me laugh:

This one:

Spoiler

and this one:

I used to make arrow-to-the-knee jokes like you, but then I took a vagina to the penis.

I love the Joseph Deucreux Meme, easily the one I've had the most proper belly-laughs to.
Except when people think it's alright to just do the same thing except put in 'thou', those ones suck and should be set on fire.

OT: Most of the ones I can think of have been said, however I always liked to imagine there was just one, small-time bandit in a cave somewhere with some loot and arrows, and he's still at large because he's just really good at aiming for the knee.

 

[Sebass]

Best Skyrim-related meme

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7QZPw04Ks[/youtube]

I used to be a scientist like you, but then I took a cannonblast to the face.

 

[Terminate421]

Best Skyrim-related meme

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7QZPw04Ks[/youtube]

I used to be a scientist like you, but then I took a cannonblast to the face.

You were out FUS RO DAH!'d

 

[Sethzard]

I used to be a adventurer like you, but then Chuck Norris drop-kicked me in the knee.

.....

Yes, I managed to make the Skyrim meme even worse

I thought that making compound memes was banned under the UN constitution.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I killed all the guards.

 

[C F]

I thought that making compound memes was banned under the UN constitution.

Dang it. So, I'm not allowed to make this one?

Spoiler

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired with a majority stake in the entire universe.

Now then: Who's up for children's card games?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Best Skyrim-related meme

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7QZPw04Ks[/youtube]

I used to be a scientist like you, but then I took a cannonblast to the face.

You were out FUS RO DAH!'d

As were you, criminal scum.

 

[Sebass]

You were out FUS RO DAH!'d

So you say, but you are mistaken my good man.

That creature is a dog. Dogs can't be proper Dovakin, only humans can. The reason for this is dogs do not have the right vocal cords to pronounce Dragonese correctly, thus their dragonshouts are relatively ineffective. Why does than his FUS RO DAH appear more powerful you may ask? Well, notice the man dodging the falling debris: he's quite agile and bouncy for a mere human is he not? The only rational explanation is that the mass of this planet is smaller than the mass of earth thus the gravitational constant, and by extension gravity itself, are lower. That means objects will be thrown in air much easier.

Trust me, I'm a scientist.

 

[Jaga Jazzist]

So you say, but you are mistaken my good man.

That creature is a dog. Dogs can't be proper Dovakin, only humans can. The reason for this is dogs do not have the right vocal cords to pronounce Dragonese correctly, thus their dragonshouts are relatively ineffective. Why does than his FUS RO DAH appear more powerful you may ask? Well, notice the man dodging the falling debris: he's quite agile and bouncy for a mere human is he not? The only rational explanation is that the mass of this planet is smaller than the mass of earth thus the gravitational constant, and by extension gravity itself, are lower. That means objects will be thrown in air much easier.

Trust me, I'm a scientist.

Are you Tim Buckley? I ask because that's a lot of words for something so fucking unfunny.