Funniest thing ever (well recently I mean)

[asam92]

Just wanting to hear anything that you or anyone else you know has said or done in the past week or so that deserves to be heard by more than the few people that heard or saw it at the time.
Time to get it out there! Whats Funny?!

 

[Jedamethis]

This post brought to you by the colour purple

The first thing that springs to mind...

 

[Pimppeter2]

I drew a head of a Pelican on my desk in French Class

Then people from other periods added stuff in.

Soon enough it covered the whole desk. My teacher thought it was cool

 

[Trivun]

We recently had a kitten thanks to a friend of ours whose cat gave birth to a large litter that they couldn't keep. Yesterday, and today (though I wasn't there either time), she literally climbed the Christmas tree and just hung on. She's only a tiny little thing, gets on well with our dog, but we have two trees - a 6 foot one in the hall (where the animals can't go) and a 3 foot one on a cabinet in the living room. She keeps trying to steal the baubles from them, to the extent that we found one under the fridge and half have been hidden away from her in the drawer, and we reckon we'll still be finding them next summer... Plus, each time she's climbed the tree, she's jumped off and knocked the whole tree over.

Oh, and she likes to swat the dog's tail with her paw from the dining table. And she likes to eat my buttons. On my jumper. While I'm wearing it...

 

[asam92]

I drew a head of a Pelican on my desk in French Class

Then people from other periods added stuff in.

Soon enough it covered the whole desk. My teacher thought it was cool

I actually had a convo with someone like that, never did find out who it was though, the handwriting was always the same so i know it was the same person

 

[Pimppeter2]

I drew a head of a Pelican on my desk in French Class

Then people from other periods added stuff in.

Soon enough it covered the whole desk. My teacher thought it was cool

I actually had a convo with someone like that, never did find out who it was though, the handwriting was always the same so i know it was the same person

Yup, I also used to do that all the time. Only in french however.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

I went in to a self serve check out and bought lobsters for christmas

As i swiped it through the scanner thing, it came up on the screen as 'RockLobster'

I think i almost died, and got a lot of weird looks.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

I was talking to my friends at school recently, when a pie seller who among others was wandering around the school selling excess canteen food, tripped on a step and face-planted into three pies and the other six flew onto kids sitting nearby. He then knocked his partner over, causing her to tip all her chicken and corn rolls into a nearby bin and cause a cricket game to be decided in the opposite direction.
And we got it on camera. We watched again and again and again but not a fourth time, because that's too many.

 

[Lullabye]

Watched a show where they showed a little girl get smoked by a truck.(yeah, i know, but it still made me laugh.)

 

[Cherry Cola]

Furburt called me **** and then wrote a song about it.

It was funny.

 

[Blimey]

I was talking to my friends at school recently, when a pie seller who among others was wandering around the school selling excess canteen food, tripped on a step and face-planted into three pies and the other six flew onto kids sitting nearby. He then knocked his partner over, causing her to tip all her chicken and corn rolls into a nearby bin and cause a cricket game to be decided in the opposite direction.
And we got it on camera. We watched again and again and again but not a fourth time, because that's too many.

Youtube that shit, I gotta see it. Because that's possibly the funniest thing I could see all day.

 

[Sassafrass]

Furburt called me **** and then wrote a song about it.

It was funny.

Ah, yes. The Cnut video. This would also be my choice.

 

[irmrbrian]

everyday me and a group of friends tell someone happy birthday just to drive him crazy. and yesterday we sang it to him in public, other people joined in and we all had a good time. except him.

 

[Armored Prayer]

My brother has this app on his Iphone that can record his voice and change it to sound like the guy from saw. It was hilarious hearing "I want to tap those cheeks all night long" with that guy's voice

 

[Dusty Donuts]

I was talking to my friends at school recently, when a pie seller who among others was wandering around the school selling excess canteen food, tripped on a step and face-planted into three pies and the other six flew onto kids sitting nearby. He then knocked his partner over, causing her to tip all her chicken and corn rolls into a nearby bin and cause a cricket game to be decided in the opposite direction.
And we got it on camera. We watched again and again and again but not a fourth time, because that's too many.

Youtube that shit, I gotta see it. Because that's possibly the funniest thing I could see all day.

Ahh, sorry man. One of my friends got it on his mobile phone, and it's the holidays now and I didn't know his email address, he doesn't have a facebook etc.
(His mum was a real technology illiterate, so they only had a real crappy computer with just word and all that crap.)
Hey, I want to see it again too!