Funniest thing you heard while playing online

[Altorin]

"I have a friend who's in the best raiding guild in the US"
"Really?"
"Yeah.. He has cancer, and all he does is sit around and play wow all day.. he's sponsored and everything."
"Wow, I wish I had cancer."

 

[AfroTree]

"We just nailed you so hard the romans called, they want us to help next time jesus comes around."

best kill cam convo EVER

I lol'd, enjoy your stay, and don't touch my disks

 

[Broady Brio]

I was in a TF2 game and heard this:

"What?! A headshot is an instant kill?! That's fucking BULLSHIT!"


He was laughed out of the server.

I shall go with this. This guy's mind is funny beyond belief.

 

[slightly evil]

CoD, a quite realistic game depicting the horrors of war: in an american accent
'Yeah, Dude, i totally owned him'
which made me laugh

 

[DoodleTheory]

*While playing MW2*
I was having a conversation with my cousin, during which making fun of Irish accents because we're stupid American fucks.
Me(In a fake Irish accent, also talking at a pace similar to Yahtzee): I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this ad in the window for a new product called a chocolate potato and I wondered "What the hell is a chocolate potato?" Turns out it's just a big hunk of chocolate shaped like a potato.

Cousin: Haha, say that again.

Me: *repeats line*

Redneck guy: What? Why are you talkin' 'bout 'taters?

Me: Not taters, PO-TA-TOES. You know, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

Redneck guy:... I don't get it.

This isn't really all that funny, but I finally got set up for a LOTR reference, that's gotta count for something.

*Later*

Redneck guy: That's what I call a headshot rescue. Cuz I rescued him.

Me: And let me guess: you got a headshot.

Redneck guy: COURSE I DID YA QUEER!

*Later still*

Little kid: Hey guys, guess what? I'm only seven years old.

Redneck guy: You're seven? You shouldn't be learnin how to kill people, you should be learnin stuff like how to take a shit in the turlet.

That is hilarious. Turlet, what a strange and magical thing.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I remember playing Team Fortress 2 a while back.

So there's this kid, he's fine and all and only uses the mic to say things like "Uber me" or Sentry in the tunnel".

So after a bit someone says: Kid, you're useless. Shut up.

After repeating the line a few times over several minutes I hear him say: What are you, ten?

Kid: Try 11 OOOOOH!

And me and a bunch of people were saying things like "oh snap."

 

[Hamdan Divided]

I appreciate the politeness, this is literally the first forum where ive had this type of welcome

ive been coming to the site since yahtzees 6th video, thats what im around for

 

[Flying-Emu]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ROCKET-JUMP INTO MORDOR.

 

[Anarchemitis]

This video thoroughly summarizes it.