Funniest thing you've done in an RPG lately?

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Dungeons

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Master Steeds said:
i have never understood DnD, but it sounds really fun, shame im the only person out of my friends that would ever consider playing it

O.T. just playing oblivion a few hours ago, i came across a nude camper, boobs and vajajay on display, doing what looked like a teabag on a dead wolf


i moved on swiftly.....
Why would none of your friends not even consider playing D&D?

Also, what the crap is wrong with your copy of Oblivion!?
 

UBERfionn

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Me and my friends were playing DnD, we had just gotten to the center of the villains city without any fighting and the bad guy and his minions were having the obligatory talk before the fight telling us to join them or we will be destroyed(They had also taken our weapons).

We were all talking for a few minutes when there priest comes close to us to talk something off of one of our team mates. As he about to walk away I tell the DM i want to attack using magic missile. I was playing as a rouge elf. The DM had forgotten to take a magic ring he had given me that can steal any move after you see it.

I had stolen the highest level of magic missile. I blasted a hole in there priest who was also there healer. In the shock we took back our weapons and beat them easily. they were meant to be healed in the battle to make it more difficult. If we hadn't killed the healer there we would have lost because our DM was trying to kill us off that night.

I know it's a bit long winded but it was so funny to see our DM's plans to kill us fall apart.
 

SilentCom

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I was playing some Champions Online (free to play now on steam) and I decided to make an absurd looking character with a tiny head and huge body and I just stood there in the starting area dancing.
 

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Dungeons said:
Master Steeds said:
i have never understood DnD, but it sounds really fun, shame im the only person out of my friends that would ever consider playing it

O.T. just playing oblivion a few hours ago, i came across a nude camper, boobs and vajajay on display, doing what looked like a teabag on a dead wolf


i moved on swiftly.....
Why would none of your friends not even consider playing D&D?

Also, what the crap is wrong with your copy of Oblivion!?
they consider it too 'nerdy', i think it sounds fun as hell

and i dont know, i installed loads of mods and for some reason it included a nude mod, and then this camper took advantage of being nude i guess
 

JustPhil

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Zenron said:
Naming a metapod on pokemon as "penis". Metapod only had one attack...

Penis uses harden! Yeah, I'm pretty immature whenever I play pokemon, it brings out the kid in me!
I did the same thing, but I evolved it from a Caterpie..

Penis used String Shot!
 

Dungeons

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Master Steeds said:
Dungeons said:
Master Steeds said:
i have never understood DnD, but it sounds really fun, shame im the only person out of my friends that would ever consider playing it

O.T. just playing oblivion a few hours ago, i came across a nude camper, boobs and vajajay on display, doing what looked like a teabag on a dead wolf


i moved on swiftly.....
Why would none of your friends not even consider playing D&D?

Also, what the crap is wrong with your copy of Oblivion!?
they consider it too 'nerdy', i think it sounds fun as hell

and i dont know, i installed loads of mods and for some reason it included a nude mod, and then this camper took advantage of being nude i guess
Too nerdy? Show them this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36_-DauQi0s
 

tokae

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Zenron said:
Naming a metapod on pokemon as "penis". Metapod only had one attack...

Penis uses harden! Yeah, I'm pretty immature whenever I play pokemon, it brings out the kid in me!

It's even funnier if it's an evolved Caterpie. Then it know's "Tackle" too.
*nudgenudge*


OT: It's been too long since, so I can't really remember.
I will return tomorrow, game night tonight!
 

Mark Flanagan

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Last session in the Deathwatch campaign I'm in my Interrogator killed half an Inquisitional coven when I missed my shot with the Thunderhawk's main gun he was piloting. A case of showing off in front of our Inquisitor but they were all heretics anyway.

In the same session the Space Wolf and Blood Angel took to the skies and chased down a greater Daemon of Tzeentch which culminated in the Blood Angel ripping it's throat out with his teeth.
 

ChildofGallifrey

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Once I was playing a demigod in a D&D game tasked with killing a powerful wizard hiding in his giant tower. When I got there, he was on top of the tower firing spells off at me. I molded the stone flat so he fell 200 ft into the ground. After that, I molded the stone into a sphere with a tiny air hole in the top. While he was screaming curses at me and swearing revenge, I used create water to fill the globe to the brim. Then, just to be a dick, I used stone to flesh so he would drown in a ball of meat baking in the sun.
 

moose_man

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I had 2/3 of my D&D party killed by one boss. And they said I should be less merciful!
 

SMR

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Jakub324 said:
SMR said:
Hacked my Speed stat to 21,768 in Oblivion. My character moved so fast that if she moved over a slight bump she would, by momentum, stay in the air long enough to die of falling damage.
I would LOVE to have been there for that. Shame I have it on console.
I have it on console too (I can't STAND PC gaming)

There's a trick in spellmaking that you can make spells that fortify stats permenantly
 

Rossmallo

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I play Modded Oblivion, with stuff like Deadly Reflex, so people can throw stuff.

A bum in the Imperial City, with no warning or provocation, threw a Soul Calibur I'd left lying around at me, and was immediately ravaged by the guards. I sat there staring at the screen for about two minuites trying to comprehend what happened.

Also, what the fuck is this Captcha meant to say?



I'm all for making it hard for the bots, but there's a limit, people!
 

OniSuika

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Play Dragon Age 2 using only smart ass replies. Only just started really but man, Hawke can be a dick. A magnificent dick.

I know I was doing a ton of funny stuff in Oblivion recently, but it's all slipped my mind. Though abusing the AI in A Fighting Chance to make her turn her back never gets old. How do you NOT Notice all the missing weapons!?