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Mcupobob

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I was cooking up some hotdogs earlier and feeling ashamed as usual when I read a warning on the package that said "Warning Choking hazard". Made my fucking day.

Anyways, funniest warnings you've seen.
 

Athlumney

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This sign always makes me happy and sad at the same time.

Why would you make a sign just to say that.
 

individual11

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Lost the pic, but I saw a warning on the back of an ipod touch:

Warning: Not to be inserted into anus.

Seeing that makes you lose faith in humanity...
...and Apple.
 

tahrey

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Athlumney said:
This sign always makes me happy and sad at the same time.

Why would you make a sign just to say that.
Because it's a photoshopped entry from an old Worth1000 competition IIRC.

That or it's a RL but joke sign. Or, third, far less likely option: An experiment to get people to actually read, and perhaps notice the "bridge out" bit, when most other options had failed and people still blew past the more traditional large-type retroreflective safety orange flashing light-adorned "BRIDGE OUT AHEAD" sign. Perhaps inspired by some cretin who got a minor cut when touching (trying to steal?) a different sign and sued for damages...

And really, I can't beat the classic "WARNING - contains: nuts" on the jar of peanut butter...
 

Flare Phoenix

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Don't have a picture, but any product that says "Warning: Do not turn over" and puts the warning on the bottom of the product.
 

Quassimodo

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guys just though id throw in that peanuts is technically a bean and not a nut.
hench the usuall lable "may contain nuts" since companies that works with peanuts usually also work with manufacturing nuts.
 

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Ummm, I have something a little stranger...

On this thing I saw at my grandparents place, (it was a Japanese vibrating platform called a 'Super Crazy Fit Massage'... Apparently it helps you lose weight?) it said:

'Do not put the finger or any eyewinker in'

What the FUCK is an eyewinker, Japan? And why would we want to put our 'eyewinkers' into the workings of a vibrating machine?

Ugh, that's an Engrish fail right there.
 

SonicWaffle

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Mcupobob said:
Anyways, funniest warnings you've seen.
There's one that, recently, I've been noticing on almost all of my clothes. Somewhere, usually below the washing instructions, there is the warning to "keep away from fire and flames"

Now, my issue with this is twofold; firstly, is there any real need to distinguish between 'fire' and 'flames'? Surely the two are essentially the same thing? Secondly, who the hell needs to be warned not to put their clothes in the fire?! Sure, people probably do it, but it's unlikely that they'll chuck them on a bonfire just to see what happens, and be surprised by the result!
 

Catchy Slogan

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I saw one that I'm not sure was real or not, but it was a supereman costume, and where the tag tells the washing instructions, it said:

Warning: This suit does not give you the ability to fly.
 

CRAVE CASE 55

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on a wet floor sign in a McDonalds, on the little stick dude it shows slipping was a little piece of paper taped in front of it with another little stick dude with a speech buble that says tghis is sparta. So it looked like it was kicking the other in and saying this is sparta