Funniest warning you have ever seen.

[BabyRaptor]

I saw a lawn mower a few years back that had the warning "Do not use to trim your pubic hair."

No, I'm not kidding.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Spoiler: Wait, smoking is bad?

Spoiler: How many does this apply to around here?

Spoiler: But it was such a great spot!

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

"Caution, do not stand close to structure as concrete is prone to fall"

That is right next to out olympic stadium which lets people ride an elevator to the top of the tower...I from Montreal...

 

[havass]

That is all.

 

[uttaku]

British army warning signs on ranges

warning, do not touch any strange objects as they may explode and kill you.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Has to be the "May Contain Traces of Nuts" label on a packet of peanuts.

No shit, Sherlock!

Spoiler: No Shit Sherlock

I've seen a sign that said beware of Owner with a picture of a scared looking dog.

 

[Queen Michael]

A book I bought had a warning tex on it, which said "May contain nuts".

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Failing English? Unpossible!

Some are just suggestive

Or just worrying

 

[DefunctTheory]

Caution: Do NOT Consume.

What was it on?

A 12 foot WOODEN LADDER.

 

[higgs20]

I was deleting an app and a warning came up saying: "deleting 'your life' will also delete all it's data" I couldn't bring myself to waste 19 years so I still have it.

 

[Eisenfaust]

a sign i saw in the dilbert tv-show...

caution: reading this may cause death

 

[ABLb0y]

(On a chainsaw) Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals. 'Nuff said.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Commas are important

Battery may explore or leak... Can't count the number of times I've looked for fresh batteries for the television remote control and lo and behold... they're out exploring the great barrier reef -.-
-Tabs<3-

 

[AWC Viper]

During the Brisbane floods, Someone placed one of those "caution, Wet floor" signs on the flooded road.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Spoiler: May Contain Traces of milk

I would fucking hope so, otherwise what the hell are you drinking?
-Tabs-

 

[Flamezdudes]

They said the area was dangerous.

I laughed.

Then I lost my legs. Wasn't too funny afterwards.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Saw this in a beach cafe, fortunately someone else happened to upload it/

Spoiler

Semi-unrelated, but at the same place I saw a man trying to fix a House of the Dead machine that appeared to have triggered some form of BSoD.

 

[El Poncho]

On a pair of 3D glasses at the cinema: These are not sunglasses.

 

[antidonkey]

So many to choose from but you can never go wrong with hacked roadway signs like: