funniest way killed a enemy in a game
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Funniest time was when I killed a Combine soldier by throwing another soldier through a window onto him
Funniest time was when I killed a Combine soldier by throwing another soldier through a window onto him
Dropping a piano on an assassin wearing a chicken suit in Hitman: Blood Money made me chuckle, as did watching an opera singer have his brains blown out in an execution scene when he thought the gun's be fake.
In City of Heroes we were battling "Mother Mayhem" who was basically an evil version of one of the game's signature heroes. Leading up to her, we were fighting through minions called "Child of Madness".
After we defeated her, the game's physic's engine innocently posed her limp body in a way that looked like she was presenting herself to us, ready to do it doggie-style.
My comment to the group "I guess she wants more 'children of madness'"
After we defeated her, the game's physic's engine innocently posed her limp body in a way that looked like she was presenting herself to us, ready to do it doggie-style.
My comment to the group "I guess she wants more 'children of madness'"
Fallout 3: The humor in this is circumstantial, meaning that had I not named my character Afro-man, and had he not been wearing a business suit, and had I not been so high up on that cliff, this probably wouldn't be my favorite. There was one last raider left, because I had killed the rest of them with a sniper rifle, and I was running low on ammo. I did my best to avoid the bullets, but the computer shoots mathematically, so it was bound to hit me a few times. I got as close as I could to him, and went into the oh so fabulous V.A.T.S. aiming system. For some reason that I simply cannot explain, instead of using my Fisto! to punch him in the mouth, I used my Fisto! to kick him in the chest. He fell off a cliff. And my friend, sitting right next to me, timed it perfectly. As Afro-Man's foot smashed against the chest of this poor raider, I heard: "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and the raider had taken a 400 foot plunge to his demise. Funniest kill I've ever had. But I respect Halo kills too. Like this time I threw a plasma grenade at a warthog, and the warthog was pushed forward fast enough to kill 2 people. That was a good one.
OH, and I should mention this: My friend killed Death on the Sims: Bustin' Out. He placed as many bear-skin rugs as he could in a room with a fireplace. It killed everyone in his house. Then death came to reap the bodies, and was set on fire. So he was left staring at a fire that would not end. Then, believe it or not, the game chose that exact moment to glitch up - big time! The bus that was supposed to take him to work, smashed into his house in a display of Buggy-ness unlike any I've ever seen before. I laughed for hours when I first heard about it.
P.S. it obviously didn't REALLY crash into his house, but it came in sideways so the front end of the bus was jammed into the wall of his house.
P.S. it obviously didn't REALLY crash into his house, but it came in sideways so the front end of the bus was jammed into the wall of his house.
i have a few
1) in GTA4 if you run and hit someone (preferably if they have a gun) with a baseball bat, i just love that 'boink' noise and watch as the ragdoll physics kick in,
2) again in GTA4 when you are in a taxi, drive towards a guy who is on the other end of a small wall. when you hit the wall, the sign will fly off the top of the taxi and result in the death of your desired victim
3) MGS3, at the section with the rope bridge. sneak up on an enemy on the bridge, then cut the rope adjacent to them, they will loose balance and fall off the bridge. (this is even better if you have a sniper)
4) any MGS, i like to call the one the pron of doom or knocking on heavens door both are a variation of the same technique.
basically it involves an enemy guard, some C4/TNT/Claymore. a porno magazine/knocking on a wall
the first method is pron of doom, place your desired explosive then place a porno mag ontop of it (make sure its on the guards patrol route) sit back and watch (or press the trigger)
the second method is knocking on heavens door, place your desired explosive on a corner of a wall, knock the wall, run around and wait till the guard inspects it
5) again in MGS3, CQC an enemy and throw them into an electric fence or off a cliff
1) in GTA4 if you run and hit someone (preferably if they have a gun) with a baseball bat, i just love that 'boink' noise and watch as the ragdoll physics kick in,
2) again in GTA4 when you are in a taxi, drive towards a guy who is on the other end of a small wall. when you hit the wall, the sign will fly off the top of the taxi and result in the death of your desired victim
3) MGS3, at the section with the rope bridge. sneak up on an enemy on the bridge, then cut the rope adjacent to them, they will loose balance and fall off the bridge. (this is even better if you have a sniper)
4) any MGS, i like to call the one the pron of doom or knocking on heavens door both are a variation of the same technique.
basically it involves an enemy guard, some C4/TNT/Claymore. a porno magazine/knocking on a wall
the first method is pron of doom, place your desired explosive then place a porno mag ontop of it (make sure its on the guards patrol route) sit back and watch (or press the trigger)
the second method is knocking on heavens door, place your desired explosive on a corner of a wall, knock the wall, run around and wait till the guard inspects it
5) again in MGS3, CQC an enemy and throw them into an electric fence or off a cliff
dark messiah might and magic, standing on a balcony over a cliff, i make some noise to attrackt the 200 orcs, throw a freeze spell on the ground and...AHAHHAHDAHSDANAHHAHAH!!! they all flew off and fell to there death. i think i laughed for a straight minute