Funnist thing that happend to you in the last 24 hours?
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I did that and found i was being ignored by everyone... Maybe they to saw my faceenzilewulf said:
+1 internets to you.IdealistCommi said:
When I was filming at this media thingy I do today, I was filming in a park.
Some random old man went right next to us, peered over my shoulder and shook his head, then walked off.
Not really funny, but it's the only time I've been outside in the last 24 hours...
Well...i was driving bus to the school with 3 friends and one known person. Bus stopped at one school and my friend got out of the bus, i heard him getting kicked in the back when he was getting out by my other friend. When bus stopped at my school, i was going out and grabbed one known persons foot. He started loughting in that ''WTF is he doing, kind of way.'' and i just realized that i have grabbed the wrong leg. Maybe that doesn't sound funny to you, but where I'm from grabbing peoples legs are gay, if they are not your friends.
Short story time!
When driving around with me and another friend, my school-mate (the driver) said quite loudly, "Can the fatty move?!" to everyone in his car while waiting to for a particularly overweight woman to move so he could enter a parking space. Only my passenger window was all the way down and the woman heard, turned around and looked directly at us. In a supreme state of panic, the other friend yelled: "Drive!".
Thus was born the unintentional drive-by fatty-abuse. We all laughed for about it on and off for the next hour. And we never went back to that car park again.
When driving around with me and another friend, my school-mate (the driver) said quite loudly, "Can the fatty move?!" to everyone in his car while waiting to for a particularly overweight woman to move so he could enter a parking space. Only my passenger window was all the way down and the woman heard, turned around and looked directly at us. In a supreme state of panic, the other friend yelled: "Drive!".
Thus was born the unintentional drive-by fatty-abuse. We all laughed for about it on and off for the next hour. And we never went back to that car park again.
Last night I had a very vivid dream that took Fiddler on the Roof, stuck it in Spain for no apparent reason, and then tossed some sort of race/crafts fair in there. The red-headed daughter was apparently doing something taboo by making really nice vases out of clay, there was a guy who I think might have been based off of my cousin's afro, and I still have no idea why it's in SPAIN of all places.
I was standing around in gym class talking to some friends and then out of no where I saw a soccer ball coming straight for my head. I noticed it when it was about 2 feet in front of my head and I tried to duck underneath it but it still smacked me directly in the center of the forehead. Since I was trying to duck underneath it, I wasn't completely balanced so it knocked me backwards and I tumbled to the ground. I think that I might have lost consciousness for a couple of seconds because I only remember being hit and then being on the ground. But it was pretty funny.
For me, it was listening to my brother shout 'I'M NOT TOUCHING MY BALLS!' and 'IT'S NOT THAT HARD!' for no apparant reason 
my cousin and my sister were watching saw 2 (idiots).
i walked in the room and right at that moment in the movie someone stormed through a door or something.
and i did the same without storming. you should,ve seen their faces
i walked away a satisfied man.
i walked in the room and right at that moment in the movie someone stormed through a door or something.
and i did the same without storming. you should,ve seen their faces
i walked away a satisfied man.
how exactly did they score on themselves?Junkle said:
OT: nothing funny really happened except my phone batteries died while having an important conversation with my boss -.-" I called him back and apologized though, he was laughing I wasn't..
Someone put shit in my pants.
Seriously:
A guy in the ER at the hospital i work at decided to punch the nurse who
was helping him.That's not the funny part. When he tried to run out of holding (For some reason there was not security available i think) and was about to get out of the er to the waiting room, I was pulling my cart out of a room and he just fell straight over it. I didnt know what was going on until i saw like 4 security guards just pop up out of the rafters and tackle him. He was later arrested for assault.
Seriously:
A guy in the ER at the hospital i work at decided to punch the nurse who
was helping him.That's not the funny part. When he tried to run out of holding (For some reason there was not security available i think) and was about to get out of the er to the waiting room, I was pulling my cart out of a room and he just fell straight over it. I didnt know what was going on until i saw like 4 security guards just pop up out of the rafters and tackle him. He was later arrested for assault.