Funny/bad pickup lines.

[IHateDaManSkirt]

My friend once mimicked this comic strip [http://xkcd.com/513/] and he got to first base. It was impressive.

Oh how true this can be for some people I know/myself. "Hey baby I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to all of your curves."

A Geometry pickup line/joke? Impressive. I've spent hours thinking of lines in English. Most of them went like: "Hello, I would like to attempt to court you in a fashion that will never lead to anything major, only last several weeks to 6 months and leave us both searching for another 'mate' to fill the unimportant void the other left." As you can tell I don't go out on many dates.

 

[Th3 Sh00ter]

If you were my homework, i'd do you on the kitchen table every night.

 

[vento 231]

"Woooooo Wooooo Weeeoooo Weeeooooo... thats the ambulance coming to take me away because you just stopped my heart. Wooo... Woooo"

He has to scream the siren noises so it works doubly great as a lame ass pick up line and it draws the attention of everyone around to see him make a fool and get shot down.

trust me, shaming your friends is great... but shaming them in front of a ton of people is better.

You sir, (or where ever you got that from) are a genius.

 

[aPod]

"Woooooo Wooooo Weeeoooo Weeeooooo... thats the ambulance coming to take me away because you just stopped my heart. Wooo... Woooo"

He has to scream the siren noises so it works doubly great as a lame ass pick up line and it draws the attention of everyone around to see him make a fool and get shot down.

trust me, shaming your friends is great... but shaming them in front of a ton of people is better.

You sir, (or where ever you got that from) are a genius.

I'd love to take credit but i got that from one of the best movies ever. "Night at the Roxbury"

You ever need any other terrible pick up lines, watch that movie.

 

[Jamvaan1992]

I had to Google it to think of some and I think this was the best/worst one I could find.

"Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it."

*Facepalm*

 

[Sleekgiant]

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

 

[Mr. Gency]

"I'll be strate with you, I could waste both of our time with a bullshit line, or we could just skip ahead and fuck, your choice."

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I always stand by the oh, so, wonderful:
'So...You're a girl, huh?'

or more recently my friend recieved:
'I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.'

 

[Jamvaan1992]

"If I could only keep one of my party members alive through the boss-battle, it would be you"

I'm so using that.

 

[TheTaco007]

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

 

[blankedboy]

That dress is AWFUL. Take it off!

 

[Deleric]

Hopefully somebody gets it.

 

[fahbrock]

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.

-Monty Python

 

[Jark212]

"Are your parents retarded, because your special"

Works every time, and by works I mean I get slapped...

 

[Wintermoot]

I didnt know Angels could fly so low

 

[Littlee300]

"I am Bill Gates." Works every time.