Funny last words

[Ranubis]

"Hey, could we have our flag back?"

 

[RatRace123]

"No fair, I wasn't ready."

 

[JokerCrowe]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist"-*shot*

twice as awesome on the count of it being actual last words!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

inb4 somone posts something written in another language

Also, was this meant to be in the Gaming Discussion forum?

 

[kannibus]

"F11! F11! F-!"

(Or whatever key you normally map quick load to)

 

[Euhan01]

No I didn't pull the pin out of the grenade.

 

[Mikeyfell]

"You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses would you?"
"You aren't wearing glasses."
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

'Why's that Engineer wearing a balaclava?'

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"team killing...fuck...tard" /dead

"Friendly fire!!"

"Thank God I have another guy..."

 

[Womlet]

That fudge finger couldn't hit me... no wait im gonna die, urrrgh blow me!

 

[AlkalineGamer]

"I swear that piano is getting bigger..."

 

[Brightzide]

No no no! If you're going to kill me, do it with some originality! Christ! Is it so much to ask for a scumbag such as yourself to take some pride in his-

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Before I die I must tell you, the treasure is buried at.......*die*

 

[Gralian]

"I don't BELIEVE it..."

( Much love for Perfect Dark. )

 

[Mazza35]

You call THAT killing someone? My grandmother could kill me better, and she's dead!

 

[gigastar]

'YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON!'- Deadpool in MvC3.

 

[nuba km]

'trust me I know how to do this'
'the red wire'
'the funny thing is the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano'<- ninja'd on this on

 

[Biodeamon]

I grabbed a guy from blackwatch in prototype and he says "good thing i didn't save up for retirement!" the i nommed him

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

SNIP

Your corpse, obviously.