Funny last words

[JokerCrowe]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist"-*shot*

twice as awesome on the count of it being actual last words!

I came into this thread just to find the first person to post that and tell them it's not quite true! Well... [a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick"]"unlikely to be true"[/a], at least.

...
so many years... so many years of believing somthing that isn't quite true... I'm sad now.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Ok...the manual says to "cut the red wire"... *SNIP!* ..."But BEFORE you do tha-" AWSHI-

 

[Daaaah Whoosh]

"Hey, you in the tank!"

We'll miss you, Tom the salesman. And your ceramic siding.

 

[Epslion.Bear]

When the lights red, Its safe right?

 

[gostlyfantom]

ROSEBUD!!!
come on, that would be awesome

 

[-Dragmire-]

I'M L33T!!!

always funny before their sniped

 

[Corkydog]

Hey guys, watch this!

 

[g_hughes]

'...woops...'

 

[Ironic Pirate]

"Heart attack schmart attack, I feel fine."

 

[Tharwen]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist"-*shot*

twice as awesome on the count of it being actual last words!

I came into this thread just to find the first person to post that and tell them it's not quite true! Well... [a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick"]"unlikely to be true"[/a], at least.

...
so many years... so many years of believing somthing that isn't quite true... I'm sad now.

I know the feeling. I felt the same pain the first time I found out...

 

[The Night Shade]

"Yippie,oh wait"

 

[MrShadowzs]

"CARLOS MUST BE STOPPED"

 

[redisforever]

"Oh, not again..."

Or,

Redneck's last words:

"Hey guys! Watch this!"