That is fucking hilarious. Then again, I am the kind of person that tells dead baby jokes and cracks up in maniacal laughter.
Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.
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If the kid actually got HIV, it would be unfunny. Since it was just a prank on a woman who lets their kid run around and bite people hard enough to draw blood, I say, very funny.
Should i feel weird that i would find such a situation VERY enraging. I do not walk around expecting to be basically randomly assaulted to the point where i bleed by CHILDREN. I wouldnt see it as insignificant. I actually think biting and injuring random strangers to the point where they leave a TRAIL OF GODDAM BLOOD is very serious indeed. What if he HAD had hepatitis. OR aids? Or was a violent person? He taught them a lesson and did no lasting harm, it better than nothing.InterAirplay said:
That was hilarious! Made my day. Well, my late night, but you get what I mean.
And honestly, that woman needed to learn that you shouldn't let your kid bite people. He could have been HIV positive for real.
And honestly, that woman needed to learn that you shouldn't let your kid bite people. He could have been HIV positive for real.
I laughed out loud for a bit, then read the crying part and felt bad... and then I started laughing again. Oh me.game-lover said:
Well... Sometimes, A lie is what must be done to open the eyes of bad parents and idiotic kids... I am not really sure what more I can write here...
My good sir, you need not feel any guilt whatsoever. In fact, feel free to laugh in the face of the bleeding-hearts who try to shame you. They're not worth heeding.
I will throw my coins in with "Way to go Anonymous dude!" The child deserves the scare and the needles for being a brat, and the mother deserves the stress, anxiety, heart trouble, and expense for allowing her child to misbehave to such a disgusting degree. Both the mother and the child received a good lesson.
I will throw my coins in with "Way to go Anonymous dude!" The child deserves the scare and the needles for being a brat, and the mother deserves the stress, anxiety, heart trouble, and expense for allowing her child to misbehave to such a disgusting degree. Both the mother and the child received a good lesson.
That was freaking hilarious. In that situation, I probably would have done something similarly direct but far less creative (either punch him in his stupid face or really, really rail on the dumbass parent.)
Yes he did. Inadvertently he demonstrated to both mother and child what consequences are. That is the most important lesson most children are not getting today.InterAirplay said:
No, he didn't dictate to them. He didn't explain it. However, you don't have to have something explained to you in order to learn it. For example: "The stove is hot." We have all touched the stove. We didn't believe that touching the stove was harmful until we ended up with burns on our hands.
People don't generally listen when children are involved, but I'll bet you money that woman is keeping much better control of her child now.
That came in waves of humor and guilt for me. That was one of most intense things I've ever read on the internet. And also one of the funniest things I've ever read; at least dark humor anyway.
After the kicker I laughed first then immediately thought "Wait, what did he just say?!" and that's when the guilt came in. Probably because I actually wondered "Wait, what if this guy actually DOES have HIV and he's just some sick f**k who felt satisfied by the situation?" But then I read the part where he said "Tom" "picked up on it." Then I started laughing again.
After the kicker I laughed first then immediately thought "Wait, what did he just say?!" and that's when the guilt came in. Probably because I actually wondered "Wait, what if this guy actually DOES have HIV and he's just some sick f**k who felt satisfied by the situation?" But then I read the part where he said "Tom" "picked up on it." Then I started laughing again.
It was a good read. I didn't think of it so much to be either cruel or funny, but clever. What a smart way to teach a lesson, so that it won't be forgotten.
I've also never heard of kids running around and biting people? That's crazy. Not even that many dogs do that. I've seen kids cry and scream at their parents but they're often intimidated by the angry attention of unfamiliar strangers. I dunno, man. Kids biting strangers is pretty weird and it seems so unusually hostile.
I've also never heard of kids running around and biting people? That's crazy. Not even that many dogs do that. I've seen kids cry and scream at their parents but they're often intimidated by the angry attention of unfamiliar strangers. I dunno, man. Kids biting strangers is pretty weird and it seems so unusually hostile.
