Funny nicknames you give to famous people

[Jake Martinez]

Evidently Tim Schafer is an anagram for Mr Shitface. It's kinda stuck in my head after the way he ripped off people over DF 9.

 

[McElroy]

Hey, I remember another:

Jake Gyllenhall is Jake or maybe even Zeke Gyggendahl. It's how his name was spelled in a movie poster spoof ad (from a mobile network company) some years ago. Pic in spoiler. The ingress reads: "the rousing drama that makes no sense"

Spoiler

 

[laggyteabag]

I can now only refer to Matt Damon as Matt Daymuhn after watching Team America.

Robert Pattinson is now called Shovel Face after Honest Trailers ripped into the Twilight series.

Mark Wahlberg is Marky Mark

 

[Vault101]

not from me but I heard Iggy Azealia being referred too as "Igloo Australia"

which is so brilliant I'm naming it official

 

[Mister Eff]

I refer to Bill Murray as The Murricane. And occasionally sing his name to Bob Dylan's "The Hurricane"

 

[Thaluikhain]

not from me but I heard Iggy Azealia being referred too as "Igloo Australia"

which is so brilliant I'm naming it official

Would that have been from Azealia Banks calling her out on her racism or general bullshit?

 

[Teoes]

It's not a nickname for the lady, but the missus and I tend to just jut out our lower jaw and pout when referring to Keira Knightley..

Also, inb4 Adele Dazeem.

For me, Sean Bean will always been Seen Bean.

My parents have been calling him that for 20-odd years.

 

[Vault101]

Would that have been from Azealia Banks calling her out on her racism or general bullshit?

I belive so...yes

 

[Lilani]

For some reason I call Benedict Cumberbatch Bendy Cumberpickles. I think the pickles comes from the fact that pickles come from cucumbers, and I guess Bendy was slightly funnier than Benny. I wish I could think of more, but I've got nothing right now...

 

[klaynexas3]

Marky Mark for Mark Walburg

Bruce Willies

Ben Stillies

Tim Burton's wife for Johnny Depp

 

[KoudelkaMorgan]

Bendydick Thundersnatch is the one I've settled on, as after hearing it I couldn't imagine better.

If it isn't already the name of a porn star, then I'm disappointed.