Funny Questions to Ask People in Other Countries

[FalloutJack]

Let's see if anyone gets these...


Britain: Would you like a jellybaby?

Hungary: Where is the station?

Germany: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

Japan: Is there anything you CAN'T get from one of these vending machines?

Russia: What's the actual story behind Tetris?

Soviet Russia: Well, I don't know, really.

Mexico: Why in god's name do you HAVE a donkey show?

Columbia: You don't brew your own coffee perchance, do you?

Australia: Okay, what ISN'T dangerous around here?

Wales: Right, I'm looking for a tall man, dark hair, very charismatic, usually lurking around crime scenes... You seen 'im?

Italy (Specifically Venice): You mind if I work the gondola this time? Always wanted to.

Antarctica: D'you think you could ever be at war with Norway?

Spain: Where's the best place to point and laugh at someone running from the bulls?

Canada: Could I have Steve Smith's autograph?

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Denmark: Hey Danish, will you make me a Danish?
Norway: Why does Black Metal have such shit sound quality?
Cyprus: Yeah, this place is nice but I think Turkey's better don't you?
Irish: Drunk yet?
Russian: Drunk yet?
Australia: Have you seen Matilda anywhere? Also, are you drunk yet?
Romania: Fuck this place is depressing, where can I get drunk?
Holland: Stoned yet?
Scotland: How about a smile?

 

[Super Six One]

I have always wanted to force a British person or just generally someone who has a vastly different accent from myself to try and impersonate my accent. I've always wondered how well a British person could speak in an American accent, and whether it required the encouragement of a cowboy hat lol.

Anyway, I'm actually going to Germany soon, und ich kann Deutsch auch.
What I will ask them, most likely?! "Können wir auf Deutsch jetzt sprechen?!" which means, "Can we speak German now?!" Germans love to not speak their language, or so I hear.

So if I'm wrong and a German sees this, know that I don't claim to know for sure lol

I was just in germany and you are kinda right, one of our german friends spoke english to everyone, even other german people, but i think more the fact that she was getting to speak english was her reason for doing so. Not that she hated german, she just didn't get to speak english to alot of people and wanted to show off.

I'm actually wanting to learn it now, i think its a kinda cool language.

 

[Zarkov]

I have always wanted to force a British person or just generally someone who has a vastly different accent from myself to try and impersonate my accent. I've always wondered how well a British person could speak in an American accent, and whether it required the encouragement of a cowboy hat lol.

Anyway, I'm actually going to Germany soon, und ich kann Deutsch auch.
What I will ask them, most likely?! "Können wir auf Deutsch jetzt sprechen?!" which means, "Can we speak German now?!" Germans love to not speak their language, or so I hear.

So if I'm wrong and a German sees this, know that I don't claim to know for sure lol

I was just in germany and you are kinda right, one of our german friends spoke english to everyone, even other german people, but i think more the fact that she was getting to speak english was her reason for doing so. Not that she hated german, she just didn't get to speak english to alot of people and wanted to show off.

I'm actually wanting to learn it now, i think its a kinda cool language.

Ja, du sollst Deutsch lernen. Es macht Spaß!
[Which means, "yes, you should learn/study German. It's fun!"]

I'm learning it through high school courses [suppose that's college courses in Europe], but I also do a lot on my own. And, however it's easier to learn when you're younger, my uncle learned German when he was past 30ish or so, and now he's fluent. So it can be done.

 

[Queen Michael]

So Where's Sister Sweden?

I doubt many will get that joke... Hell, barely anyone would.

Sorry, but Humon's not mainstream enough.

I'd probably ask that, and when they don't understand I'd just start yelling the question very slowly.

No amount of logic and reality is enough to contain my American hornyness!
Nothing!!
Besides, you got it >:B

Yeah, but I'm antisocial and browse the web a lot. DeviantArt too.

I got it too.