Funny quotes when out of context

[Sonicron]

Six-two, blonde, stacked, not afraid to go down with the fish.

--Klaus, American Dad

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

There's a youtube video about this with various phrases from star wars, which should be accompanied by 'That's what she said!'

Some examples:

'Look at the size of that thing.'
'Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?'

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

There's a youtube video about this with various phrases from star wars, which should be accompanied by 'That's what she said!'

Some examples:

'Look at the size of that thing.'
'Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?'

Link? No? Maybe? Please?

"I do love the moaning of a Big Daddy on the prowl..."
Or so I've been told.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fRHJIrj_Fs&feature=related

Check out the movie specific ones as well, they don't have as many funny ones, but there are some classics.

 

[A.I. Sigma]

?Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me.?

Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew.

Actually, I think Shakespeare filled that play with intentional innuendoes, but I can't be certain. XD

 

[Corpse XxX]

"Mini-Me, stop humping the laser"

Don't know why that popped into my head, haven't seen it in ages...

hahaha.. Just love that.. you made me laugh big time..

 

[NimbleJack3]

"I just thought you might like some extra seamen on your poopdeck." - Family Guy

That's not out of context, that's just wordplay. And unfunny wordplay at that.

Knowing family guy, they just repeated it for the entire episode. I hated the 'Bird Is The Word' episode.

"This is laughter for chickens!" - Joss Whedon

 

[Kuhly]

I'm involved in rugby union so i got a million of them like:

"I'm the team hooker"
"Drive in from behind the ruck"
"groin grip"
"keep the head at waist level"

 

[Labyrinth]

?Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me.?

Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew.

Actually, I think Shakespeare filled that play with intentional innuendoes, but I can't be certain. XD

Shakespeare is all about the crass humour. Dick jokes, fart jokes, innuendoes and phallic symbols. In fact, he was decried by a lot of the theatre world of his time for said crass humour. And the fact that he didn't conform.

 

[Kyber]

Shoot them in the head! Call of Duty 2

 

[Player 2]