Many hunting accidents were caused by being drunk. My left arm is still messed up.Aur0ra145 said:
Funny things at parties you've attended/thrown
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Hmmm... 3 buddies and me climbed into a golf cart and rode around on some camp ground forest trails during the night making weird noises. Then we proceeded to ride around the campground itself, doing minor harassment. Lastly, we parked in the "Employee of the Month's" parking space at this putt putt/arcade place and played a round of putt putt.
Good times.
(Alcohol was involved)
Good times.
(Alcohol was involved)
Oh wow thats a good one- jeez all I had was a story about a guy stuck on a roof trying to get peoples attention by knocking of a roof velux window...Aur0ra145 said:
Oh man, I cant beat that
How did he get up on the roof in the first place?Sneaklemming said:
If you want to sing, you go for it girlsky14kemea said:
There's nothing wrong with that song, since it isn't the Spice Girls. Sing all you want My story? Look up the rules to the drinking game, 'Ring of Fire'. Add tabasco sauce and chilli powder, and me downing the lot. That should tell you all you need to know
Haha to many to list.
I passed out once and my buddy/guitarist stood over top of me just as drunk singing and playing wonderwall to me, and everyone apparently turned out the lights and held there lighters up. wish I had been conscious for this.
I passed out once and my buddy/guitarist stood over top of me just as drunk singing and playing wonderwall to me, and everyone apparently turned out the lights and held there lighters up. wish I had been conscious for this.
Was at a party at my best friend's apartment, we used to get together almost every weekend. So one night we're sitting on the porch, pretty late into the party, everyone is drunk. I'm closest to the door and I keep hearing banging sounds in the living room but don't think anything of it until I go in to get another beer. The couch, love seat, coffee table and one of the lamps are all knocked over and my friend's room mate is face down on the floor. There was stuff everywhere - empty beer cans, cushions, books/magazines, cigarette butts,etc. I walk up to him and ask him what the hell happened and he looks up at me and asks "Did you hear what that son of a ***** said to me?", and I said "No, who the hell are you talking about?". He stands up and says something like "That ceiling fucker!" and then passes out on his feet. It took 3 of us to drag him into his room.
To this day I have no idea who insulted him or why he destroyed the living room over it.
To this day I have no idea who insulted him or why he destroyed the living room over it.
I have so many.
One of the better ones:
Some friends and myself went to some party off campus we all heard about. We show up and it's pretty rad. One of my friends ends up hooking up with this chick, but while they are in the midst of getting ready to bone (they were in his car by the way) he gets caught, by his girlfriend. It turns out the girl he was about to fuck was one of the girls that lives in the house, and is really good friends with his current girlfriend. In fact his current girlfriend was thinkg about moving into that very house. Suprisingly his girlfriend was not as upset as she should have been, but the other chick was furious. I guess he told her she was special and beutiful and fed her drunk mind full of absolute bullshit to get into her pants, he was completely wasted too by the way. She yelled at him and told him he was awful and a liar and blah, blah ,blah. His girlfriend ended up breaking up with him, and get this, for lying to her friend. Not because he was about to cheat on her, no, because he lied to her friend to try and sleep with her. Now I told you my friend was wasted right? So we are out in the yard smoking a cigarette and talking when he accidentially steps in dog shit. Bing! We both decide after very careful deliberation with our other friends that the best way to get back at the two girls for obviuosly ruining our friends night (we were all wasted at this point) was to microwave some dog shit. I know what you are thinking... Brilliant! Only in the minds of a drunk person will an idea so grand come to frutition. So using some paper plates we gather up about 4 or 5 dog turds sprinkle a little water on them and blam... into the microwave. We set the time for about 30 minutes and left.
We heard later on that it was one of the foulest things ever imaginable, I guess people were throwing up and someone almost passed out from the complete grossness. You know what's bad? That is not even my worst story.......ah college, good times good times.
One of the better ones:
Some friends and myself went to some party off campus we all heard about. We show up and it's pretty rad. One of my friends ends up hooking up with this chick, but while they are in the midst of getting ready to bone (they were in his car by the way) he gets caught, by his girlfriend. It turns out the girl he was about to fuck was one of the girls that lives in the house, and is really good friends with his current girlfriend. In fact his current girlfriend was thinkg about moving into that very house. Suprisingly his girlfriend was not as upset as she should have been, but the other chick was furious. I guess he told her she was special and beutiful and fed her drunk mind full of absolute bullshit to get into her pants, he was completely wasted too by the way. She yelled at him and told him he was awful and a liar and blah, blah ,blah. His girlfriend ended up breaking up with him, and get this, for lying to her friend. Not because he was about to cheat on her, no, because he lied to her friend to try and sleep with her. Now I told you my friend was wasted right? So we are out in the yard smoking a cigarette and talking when he accidentially steps in dog shit. Bing! We both decide after very careful deliberation with our other friends that the best way to get back at the two girls for obviuosly ruining our friends night (we were all wasted at this point) was to microwave some dog shit. I know what you are thinking... Brilliant! Only in the minds of a drunk person will an idea so grand come to frutition. So using some paper plates we gather up about 4 or 5 dog turds sprinkle a little water on them and blam... into the microwave. We set the time for about 30 minutes and left.
We heard later on that it was one of the foulest things ever imaginable, I guess people were throwing up and someone almost passed out from the complete grossness. You know what's bad? That is not even my worst story.......ah college, good times good times.
No idea- I dont know how he got down either - I just saw him knocking on the ceiling windowTrivun said:
I was at a party talking to this girl I knew when all of a sudden her eyes got wide and her mouth dropped. I turned around to find her boyfriend sitting on the couch drunk as a skunk, making out with his Drama teacher, who happened to be a guy.
Another time at college my roomate and I were outside a party enjoying some fresh air when a skunk happened upon us. Me, along with everyone else who was outside quickly headed indoors, but my roomate thought it would be a good idea to try and catch the skunk instead. Two minutes later he walks into the party and everyone decides it's time to leave.
Another time at college, a HUGE group of us decide to go to the lake for a bonfire party. We're all drinking and having a good time when all of a sudden a friend of mine yells, "I'm invincible!" and tries to jump over the fire. Several of us had to extinguish him and then take him home to treat his burns.
Yet another time at college, a bunch of us were together for a bachelor party. Everything was great with a couple of strippers and plenty of booze, but then someone knocked over the fishtank housing a couple of snakes. The strippers scream and run for the door and thier screaming alerted the RA along with campus security who ended up confiscating our booze. We spent the rest of the night sober, watching really bad porn (Edward Penishands I believe.)
Oh hell, there are so many more college party stories, but unfortunately I was too drunk to remember most of them.
Another time at college my roomate and I were outside a party enjoying some fresh air when a skunk happened upon us. Me, along with everyone else who was outside quickly headed indoors, but my roomate thought it would be a good idea to try and catch the skunk instead. Two minutes later he walks into the party and everyone decides it's time to leave.
Another time at college, a HUGE group of us decide to go to the lake for a bonfire party. We're all drinking and having a good time when all of a sudden a friend of mine yells, "I'm invincible!" and tries to jump over the fire. Several of us had to extinguish him and then take him home to treat his burns.
Yet another time at college, a bunch of us were together for a bachelor party. Everything was great with a couple of strippers and plenty of booze, but then someone knocked over the fishtank housing a couple of snakes. The strippers scream and run for the door and thier screaming alerted the RA along with campus security who ended up confiscating our booze. We spent the rest of the night sober, watching really bad porn (Edward Penishands I believe.)
Oh hell, there are so many more college party stories, but unfortunately I was too drunk to remember most of them.
Well one time a few people at a party i was at thought it wise to stage dive off roof of the garage we said fine we will catch you, so the first one jumps we catch him he has a laugh second one doesn't wait for us to drop him and jumps a few seconds later landing face down on the ground he lay still for about five minutes then jumped up said "I'm going again" and proceeded to climb the garage again, we had to pull him down and call an ambulance he broke his nose and knocked out his front teeth.
EDIT: Oh and at the same party some one set two pizza's on fire in a panic he attempted to put it out with the fire extinguisher but all the doors and windows where closed the whole kitchen fills up with powder coating everything those of us standing outside staring in the patio door where deeply confused when suddenly the door fly's open the guy stumbles out screaming "OH shit it burns! which is strangely ironic" turns out he got the powder in his eyes, so upon entering the kitchen i see a bowl of fruit that is completely white with the powder i take the apple off the top of the pile and clean it and place it neatly back on in bowl and walk away.
EDIT: Oh and at the same party some one set two pizza's on fire in a panic he attempted to put it out with the fire extinguisher but all the doors and windows where closed the whole kitchen fills up with powder coating everything those of us standing outside staring in the patio door where deeply confused when suddenly the door fly's open the guy stumbles out screaming "OH shit it burns! which is strangely ironic" turns out he got the powder in his eyes, so upon entering the kitchen i see a bowl of fruit that is completely white with the powder i take the apple off the top of the pile and clean it and place it neatly back on in bowl and walk away.
Clearly, it was God... or Ceiling Cat [http://crowderland.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ceilingcatnsfw2.jpg] (he's always watching you).the_dancy_vagrant said:
One time back in college, I went to this house party. It was this little house absolutely jam-packed with people. So many, that our weight partially collapsed the floor - in the kitchen, there was a roughly one-foot gap between the floor and the bottom of the wall on one side. So the people that lived there put an end to the party, and there was a massive exodus down the street to the various frat houses.
I found out at a party once if you walk all over someone who has passed out from too much alcohol, they will not wake up. Endless fun.
And then there was the trousers pulling down and the drunken fights to the tune of Steps.
And then there was the trousers pulling down and the drunken fights to the tune of Steps.
About five minutes ago two friends left from the party just thrown thought it would be an awesome idea to pour lighter fluid on their legs and set them alight. It wasn't, but I got it all on camera, so it's all good.
Bear in mind they did it once, said 'oh my god man, it stings so bad!' then did it on the other legs too. I couldn't even get proper framing because I was too busy panicking at the fact that these people were on fire.
Bear in mind they did it once, said 'oh my god man, it stings so bad!' then did it on the other legs too. I couldn't even get proper framing because I was too busy panicking at the fact that these people were on fire.
Lets see all I got is; me jumping out of a two story window because the cops were trying to break down the door to my friends apartment and then hiding in the woods.
The second would be a buddy of mine passed out early so we shaved his legs and eyebrows, shot a can of reddy whip down his pants.
The second would be a buddy of mine passed out early so we shaved his legs and eyebrows, shot a can of reddy whip down his pants.
Oh, boy, SO many stories.
The best one would have to be a night involving an anonymous friend of mine a year or so back. He got ridiculously drunk, and the following things occured:
- He was convinced that the party was full of people trying to rape him, so he spent most of the time running away from one or two people and warning others about the rapists hiding in the bushes outside.
- His attempts to get away from the rapists involved hiding under tables, behind couches, and under a sheet, where he followed another friend around because he thought he couldn't be seen. Another failed attempt was to create "Rape Patches" (ie. pieces of paper) which he went around and stuck to people's chests to "prevent attack".
- He also slipped on some water/alcohol on the floor at one stage and was convinced that it was placed there by Harry Potter, who was trying to "confound him with his slippery slide".
- An attempt to spell his own name involved meaningless letters and the drawing of a penis.
- He begged me for food at one stage, so I told him to dance for it, which he did. Unfortunately the dance involved slapping my ass like a rodeo bull.
And all of this on a grand total of three beers. Needless to say, he always livens up a party.
The best one would have to be a night involving an anonymous friend of mine a year or so back. He got ridiculously drunk, and the following things occured:
- He was convinced that the party was full of people trying to rape him, so he spent most of the time running away from one or two people and warning others about the rapists hiding in the bushes outside.
- His attempts to get away from the rapists involved hiding under tables, behind couches, and under a sheet, where he followed another friend around because he thought he couldn't be seen. Another failed attempt was to create "Rape Patches" (ie. pieces of paper) which he went around and stuck to people's chests to "prevent attack".
- He also slipped on some water/alcohol on the floor at one stage and was convinced that it was placed there by Harry Potter, who was trying to "confound him with his slippery slide".
- An attempt to spell his own name involved meaningless letters and the drawing of a penis.
- He begged me for food at one stage, so I told him to dance for it, which he did. Unfortunately the dance involved slapping my ass like a rodeo bull.
And all of this on a grand total of three beers. Needless to say, he always livens up a party.