Funny/unusual things you have done.

[Jack_Uzi]

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[Kwaren]

I enjoy walking up to people and asking them what time it is in Japanese. I'm not Asian so it messes with them even more. It's so much fun!

 

[the Dept of Science]

I once punched a C list, ex-child actor.

 

[Biffy Cakeo]

I was eating a kit-kat yesterday and somehow got chocolate all down my back.... I also held a paint ball gun backwards and shot my self in the nuts, what a *****.

 

[HeatVisionPaolo]

I had a banana signed by Justin Hawkins and the rest of his band 'Hot Leg' before their gig.

 

[Biffy Cakeo]

I'm a nerd AND I get along with chicks... I no rite, weird, ain't it?

Not entirely, I get along with girls.

 

[Chamomiles Davis]

I accidentally went on a date with a gay guy. Thought it was just two dudes going to see a movie....

It was an awkward care ride home

 

[Aur0ra145]

Let's see, something funny...

Yes it's long, yes it's a true story, yes you will laugh.

Ah ha!

Okay so it was freshman year in university and my buddy (Dan) had earlier in the day pulled a prank on me, and it had sorta pissed me off. So I swore to him I would get him back, some how in an extravagant way, and that he should prepare himself of epic defeat.

Evening rolls around, we round up all our friends and head out for a night of drinking and partying.

Fast forward to going back to the dorms. Dan had picked up some chick during the evening, so the whole lot of us went back up to his dorm room (six in total) and we all watched a movie while drinking a lot more. Except for me, I dodged the drinks, or made mine really weak to have my faculties about me.

So movie ends, most everyone leaves except me, a neutral friend Jason, Dan and the girl.

Dan announces he's going to goto the bathroom (it was down the hall we had them community style) and that he wanted to goto bed soon, meaning he wanted me and Jason to leave so he could have sex with girl.

Few facts to know, my buddy Dan smokes a lot of cigarettes, and I can be very convincing when I lie.

Here's where my cynical side kicks in.

Me, Jason and Girl are sitting in Dan's dorm room as he leaves for the bathroom, door closes and I start my spiel.


Me "Hey girl, you know I really like you, so I'm going to tell you something I don't normally tell girls Dan brings up here."

Girl "Oh like what?"

Me "You just don't want to be another notch in his bedpost."

Girl "What are you talking about, trying to cockblock him or something?"

Me "Forget it, I don't care anymore."

Girl "What, you can say that, what were you going to tell me."

Me "Well, I, Jason and Dan all started this little website called NakedDormRoom.net, you can look it up if you want. My job in the venture is cameraman."

Girl "What? Bullshit."

Me "No really look it up, I'm going to tell you how this thing normally goes down... Dan is going to walk back in here saying he wants you and him to go downstairs to have a cigarette and he'll tell us good night and to go back to our dorm rooms. This is when I grab my video camera and hide in that closet **pointed to closet across from bed** and wait for ya'll to get back and bump uglies. We've done it about 25 times since school started and we make good enough money to pay for our incredible drinking habit."

Jason "Brad, shut the hell up, you shouldn't be telling her that."

Girl "No, I think you're bullshitting, get a life."

Dan enters back into the room.

Dan "Hey ya'll, having fun?"

Me and Jason "Yeah dude, awesome evening"

Dan "Well, I think I'm about to go to bed, Girl would you like to come downstairs and have a cigarette with me?"

At this point the girls eyes get huge and she accepts the invite and goes downstairs with him.

Me and Jason are laughing our asses off.

NEXT DAY:

Knock at my door. I open it.

Dan "Hey Brad, you want to go get lunch with me?"

Me "Sure thing dude"

We kept conversation up for a bit then he said,

Dan "Dude, you know that girl last night?"

Me "Yeah, she crazy in the sack or something?"

Dan "No dude, we got downstairs and outside for a cigarettes and she yelled 'I'm not going to be another notch in your bedpost!' and then she just fucking took off at a dead sprint"

I freaking start crying I'm laughing so hard after hearing that.

Dan "Yeah, dude it's pretty fucked up."

Me shouting across the cafeteria after seeing Jason "Jason, come over here and tell Dan what I did last night."

Jason told him, and he agreed he'd been got pretty fucking well.

 

[Bacterial-Ash]

At a party: After kissing some guy's girlfriend (alledgedly, cant remember THAT much), being threatened by him and two of his friend, to then beat the living snot out of them with my cane(back problems at the time), while in the background, german rap was playing.
(Peter Fox, Alles Neu.)
People talked about it for weeks, I was "the mental dude with the owl-cane"...


Felt good man.


(Untill my girlfriend of the time broke up with me when she heard of it... Hurrbadurr)
(Come to think of it, its probably not funny at all. My bad.)

Kinda funny very epic.

Owl cane? Did it have an owl on the tip?

Yes it did, a wooden cane with an owl on the top. Hey, when I need crutches, I aint usin no crappy plastic shit.

(That was the last time you'll ever see me attempt to act badass on the internet.)

 

[skitzo van]

I made a hat in sixth grade, it looked like some demented Dr. Seuss style hat, I still wear the hat almost every chance I get. So one day at school there was this come dressed up as a superhero day, you could make up your own (school appropriate, damn) superhero. I didn't make up a name, but I just went to school wearing the hat. Later that day, I found out my friend came dressed up as a burglar, so we decided to go around town and just see what the reaction would be. Along the way I found a shopping cart. Then I came across my friend who had recently transfered schools, he was wondering what I was doing. Also, there was a girl who knew me that came by in her car with her friends, she looked out and yelled,"Stephen, is that you?" To which I replied, "It sure is".
Let me put that in perspective. Two tall teenagers, one with long hair, and a fucked up Dr. Seuss hat, and the other dressed like a stereotypical burglar from old silent 50s movies were running down the road with a shopping cart. People were yelling at us for awhile, but they zoomed away in their cars so fast, we couldn't make out anything they said. Then my burglar friend filmed my doing my best Buckethead breakdancing style moves next to the road to annoy people. Damn that was a fun day.

 

[swolf]

Backyard wrestling. My friends and I participated in BYW matches and, even though there was a good bit of pain involved, it was a lot of fun. I used a razor blade to cut my forehead as part of an act to make it appear that the other person had cut my head with a cheese grater. Hmm, I've also been hit on the head with a steel chair a few times (that hurt...a lot), smacked with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, thrown on to a table covered with burning lighter fluid, and other things. (I know, many of you will doubt that. Whatev.) Funny story with that, my little bro had a camera in one hand and a water hose in the other (to put out the fire if I got lit up from the flames). Well, I landed on the table but didn't break through. So, I ended up laying in the flames...not fun. Of course, I immediately rolled off but a shirt sleeve was still on fire. Guess which one my brother used, the camera or the hose? I'll put it this way, I ended up with some interesting pics of me on fire.

I accidentally went on a date with a gay guy. Thought it was just two dudes going to see a movie....

It was an awkward care ride home

Just a tip, I've never been part of "two dudes going to see a movie..." That's one of those things that should remain as a "just as a date" activity. (I'm not anti-gay or homophobic...just straight.)

 

[Mr Montmorency]

I spent an entire day talking in an Australian accent and being an overt chauvinist.

Saying "Let's go down to Sydney and get us some pussy!" didn't go down well. It was one of those things you're supposed to do for charity, because then you have a good excuse for acting like a gibbering twat.

But me? Hah! Charity.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

I was playing basketball earlier and I set up a little table to hop off and dunk, I was trying to do this one trick for ages where I bounce the ball off the table on to the wall, catch it in mid air and dunk it backwards. One time trying, I threw it, it hit the table at a funny angle and went straight into my balls when I was about to jump, making me jump into the wall. I've got it on video, I'd upload it only it takes ages to upload and it'll probably end up on Failblog.

 

[octafish]

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I'm only saying this because you seemed unsure of the spelling. The brand name is Frisbee. The more generic term is Flying Disc. Kind of like Rollerblades and Inline Skates.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

I was playing basketball earlier and I set up a little table to hop off and dunk, I was trying to do this one trick for ages where I bounce the ball off the table on to the wall, catch it in mid air and dunk it backwards. One time trying, I threw it, it hit the table at a funny angle and went straight into my balls when I was about to jump, making me jump into the wall. I've got it on video, I'd upload it only it takes ages to upload and it'll probably end up on Failblog.

Oh believe me, I'd make sure it got there.

OT: One day, after playing Assassin's creed 2 the day before, I had a lot of energy drinks so I was very hyper and I decided to try free running, luckily I have very powerful legs, so I was alright, anyway I saw these wooden posts sticking out of the ground, and they go on for about 20 meters or so. Guess what, I start at one end and do the same thing that Ezio does when running/jumping between each post, I was quite sucessful, but my friend wanted a go to, unfortunately for him his balance and legs aren't as good as mine, he jumps on the first two fine and at the third he slips and falls on his face in a very amusing way.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

made a giant chocolate rice krispies treat. tried playing fail football in 2 foot snow. spent an entire afternoon hanging upside down from my couch watching movies. went trick or treating with a guy who brought a air soft gun. and ammo, which he spilled... alot. walked through near 3 foot snow down a street to get to a party wearing normal sneakers, no socks, and a jacket most wear when it gets 50 degrees c... and pants, before anyone asks. stayed up for... hmm... 42 hours straight... it was interesting. oh, and while me and some cousins were in some town for a funeral (depressing, yes.) we got drunk on miniature barrel sodas and a humongous bag of cheese puffs. after awhile of this and eating the entire bag which we became convinced had alcohol, me and my cousin convinced our other cousin to go ask a random girl he thought he recognized on a date... he got slapped, then laughed at as she and her friends walked away. and while we were at cousin number 3's farm, i got to watch as he got chased down by a rather furious goat. then we tried to go ice fishing in a frozen lake. then threw rocks at the frozen lake. yeah, alot of that was random crap, but it was odd and funny.

 

[SlyderEST]

When you want to show people an image you do it like this: [ image ]paste the link of your image here[ /image ] (don't leave any spaces open between the [ ] but you won't see them if the result is correct. Best way to learn how to use stuff you see other people use: just quote them and look at the way the post is made. Hope it helped you a bit.

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