Gag weapons.

[Sporky111]

The Pimp Slap in Saints Row 2. It was just a big foam middle finger that you cold slap people with.

Also, the Ratchet and Clank series is just loaded with gag-weapons.

 

[phalanfy]

the p90, nothing like paying $30 buck for a box of ammo that's used in an overpriced dolled up bullpup carbine

 

[johnman]

Bills push broom.

 

[hopeneverdies]

A frying pan in SMRPG for SNES

There was the Akiko's Frying Pan in PSO for GC, DC, Xbox. But it wasn't exactly useless or hard to get. It was a saber type weapon that drained TP from your enemies, hit pretty hard, and made a clanking noise when it connects

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

The Fork of Horripilation from the Elder Scrolls.

 

[Bob_Marley42]

The Commander Claw doll in Shogo: Mobile Armour Division.

 

[roastbeefy]

Dildo in GTA: San Andreas.

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[/thread], indeed. I laughed my ass off when I beat a cop to death with that thing.

A guy I was hitting with it was run over by a taxi driver while I was attacking him. We assumed the taxi driver was trying to save him.

It's probably my favorite gag weapon because it's actually fairly effective. The only thing worse than being bludgeoned to death by some random person in the street is being bludgeoned to death by some random guy in the street with a sex toy.

 

[roekenny]

tf2 taunts best weapons in the game and always get a cheer if get one (love bonk on 2fort as lined up 5 snipers in one go as their team sat by and let me do it as they were bloody awful, funny thing is 3 then carried on been sniper and I did it again )

 

[BBLIZZARD]

Excalipoor from Final Fantasy V

 

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

Dildo in GTA: San Andreas.

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lol thats bought back fond memorys lol

 

[soren7550]

Has anyone here ever dealt with the wrath that is...














...THE BANANA!?!?!?!(Road Rash 64)

 

[acturisme]

Clawdovic Cacadoos Vulgaris

Look it up.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Ratchet & Clank, the gun that turns enemies into sheep. And teddy bears in Dead Rising.

 

[BlackJack47]

toy hammer in prince of persia

 

[DrunkenKitty]

Dildo in GTA: San Andreas.

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Trivun wins.

 

[balimuzz]

Practically every weapon in Dead Rising was a gag weapon.

 

[forestwalker]

the monkey mask from ape escapa in meatil gear sloed snake eater

 

[InvisibleMilk]

My vote goes for the Garrote wire. The rolling pin in Fallout 3.

 

[The Shade]

Fallout 3 has the Rock-It Launcher. That thing is pretty hilarious. Especially when you fire a basketball at a raider and they explode when it hits them.