I don't go to school Monday. Martin Luther King day here in the states.
Anyway, here's my bio:
Name: Jim Halcoy
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Appearance: Jim wears a thick winter coat and stereotypical Russian hat. He is always very jittery.
Bio: Jim was drafted in WWII and went to fight in European conflicts, he showed little aptitude for fighting but an expansive knowledge of both Russian and German as well as his own language of English. As a result, he was taken on as communications officer for his regiment. One day, he was taking a piss behind a tree while they were on patrol and he fell behind, some German soldiers found him, pants down, gun dropped, in the middle of the forest. Needless to say, he surrendered immediately and was taken prisoner then brought back to the German camp in chains. He was tortured and interrogated and sang like a canary the whole time, march patterns, attack plans, everything. They found out he was a communications officer and would have no trouble talking to them over the radio, so they offered him a proposition: Hand us any new secrets you find and we let you go, you say no, we kill you. There wasn't much else Jim could do so he trekked out of camp and back into his own, stating that he was mauled by a bear as the reason for his lateness. For the next years of the war, Jim kept feeding secrets to the Germans, and even though they lost the war, Jim liked to think he was what let the German's hold out so long.
After the war, he took up residence in Moscow and signed up to be communications officer on a ship sailing into the arctic.
Role: If you haven't figured it out yet, your an idiot, but I'll restate: COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER.
I wasn't really sure what era this took place in, so I went for post WWII.