Psychologists in Australia are warning about the imminent threat of text addiction among australians over the age of 8.
As the scourge of reading and edumaction spreads, it is estimated that the cost couldbecome as great to society as that of videogames, yet shockingly, the Australian Medical Association has no policy in place to address the problem.
Among the many culprits are publishers and newspapers, who are unsurprisingly willing to investigate the phenomenom of reading addiction.
Many medical experts have advocated the buring of text, to bring the availability of this dangerous passtime down to a manageable level.
Similar actions have been successfully implemented in the past, for example, by the Great Senator John McCarthy.
Furthermore, any reading devices, including so-called "spectacles" must be destroyed if this threat is to be nullified as the glorious Pol Pott showed us 30 years ago.
"There is no doubt education addiction is on the rise for adults," said psychologist William McBullshit. "It can be all consuming. I had one patient who was so involved with one newsrag called Herald Sun and would read it up to eight [or] ten hours a day."