Game Character Assassinations

[Broken Blade]

Tidus, from Final Fantasy X. No other character has annoyed/pissed me off so much as him. I actually quit playing what was otherwise a fun and enjoyable game because he dragged it so far down. He's such an idiot, so annoying, he never once acts like a real human being? just? gyah. And, um, stabbing him with the Brotherhood sword. Repeatedly. In the gut. Either that, or I'd call up Ezio, hand him the Brotherhood sword, and ask him what sort of inventive finisher techniques he could come up with for it. I'm sure that impractical fish hook could do something nasty.

 

[Demongeneral109]

I was about to say Saber, but I don't classify visual novels as 'games' per se. That being the case, I'm afraid I have to let her go. Instead... I can't think of any other character from any interactive medium I hate enough to assassinate.

Oh? I didn't know anyone could hate Saber, she's practically the cute mascot of the entire Fate Series. Unless, you either don't like the Fate series or don't like how she only fills the role of a mascot.

It's not that. I've never even read any of them, or seen any of the anime versions. What I dislike about Saber comes from my perception as filtered through fans of the series. That being that she's a cardboard cutout with a magic sword and the character depth of a Call of Duty protagonist.

Really, ugh I hate when the fans do things like this. Well I played the Fate/Stay Night VN and I loved it. It was long and interesting and Saber was very well interesting in my mind. If you actually play the Visual Novel (Its a great play/read) you will find out much more. I just hate it when fans ruin a series because of something.

*Sigh* Oh well.

For me...none I guess. I never hated a character enough to kill.

Yeah, people do tend to miss the complexities surrounding Saber, probably because their not as obvious as Archer or Rider's own issues. Im about half way through Heavens Feel right now, and I stand by her being one of the more interesting characters under the relatively plain surface... Its probably because she doesn't get an entire arc dedicated to her absolution, and that its overshadowed by the romance arc coming together at approximately the same time... Unlike archer or the HF heroine(trying to avoid spoilers) who get extended diatribes; along with their issues driving the plot of Unlimited Blade Works and Heavens Feel respectively, Sabers was essentially a side plot that served more as character development; important for Saber... but not towards the HGW itself...
*turns off fanboy mode*
ANYWAY.. THREAD

1)Matou Shinji Fate/stay night
2) While most of the villains in the series act out of disregard for other lives, Shinji is not only a total dick, he is also the only villain that acts out of sheer personal malice. He's an entitled bastard with a superiority complex for whom the term 'human trash' is too kind... Shinji the only character i've so deeply detested in a long, LONG, time.(maybe Zouken...)

3)Throw him into the pitt with parasitic insects that consume him from the inside out until all he does it wait for death... only then does he have my permission to die

 

[Apollo45]

Delphine, from Skyrim.

Because she happens to be insolent, idiotic, weak, and unhelpful. Not only that, but shes covered by goddamn plot armor, asking me to kill my buddy Paarthurnax.

And I would execute her with my axe, naturally. Make it right and proper.

If it were me I'd use Odahviing to do it. Makes the most sense to me. "What was that about killing dragons? I can't hear you over the sound of your screaming!" I mean, the ***** is supposed to be the personal guard of the Dragonborn, not some self-absorbed megalomaniac. We'll see how she feels when I order my dragon minions to roast her flesh. Thinks she can order around the Dragonborn... Ha! I'm the rightful Emperor of Tamriel, *****. I can make my own Order of the Blades when you're dead and I've taken command.

She's definitely up there, but I'd personally assassinate the Star Child from ME3. I know it's been said before, but I would use the power of the Crucible to do it. Start a chain reaction in the thing which, when exploded, destroys the Citadel. The destruction of the Citadel would destroy the Star Child, and the Reapers would be without a leader. Since they have no leader, the rest of the fleet could take advantage of that and kick some Reaper ass, meaning I win.

Also up there are many of the characters from Dragon Age 2, because with few exceptions they were pretty horrible.

 

[Treblaine]

I thought this was going to be a pun on "character assassination" as in game characters getting unfair and fallacious criticism.

PS: assassinating a game character is pointless, they'll just re-spawn or load from an old save.

 

[sideshow]

seems to be too complicated. just squish her.

bonus points for this. hahaha