Game Character You'd Most Want to Sleep With

[Not-here-anymore]

As for my choice, I'll go with the real Leilana. Yeah, I know, I cheated.

Being a proficient lover has nothing to do with being a slut! You take that back!

Well, you pointed out there is a "real" Leliana . . . so I guess I will have to forgive you.

Yeah, her face is based on an... 'adult film actor', if I remember an article I read a while back somewhere

As for me... Well, seeing as we're talking strictly sleeping with here, and not any kind of actual relationship, Selina Kyle/Catwoman is now a game character

So yeah, her.

 

[NotYetForsaken]

SAMUS!

Or you know: nerfnow.com <- any of the female cast.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Beyonetta. That is all.

 

[ABLb0y]

Let's see.. Definatly Vanille from final fantasy 13. And before anyone says anything:
1: She's 19
2: I'm 14.

So... yeah.

 

[IneptInception]

Snow from FF: 13, minus the hair and I'd be scraping my face against the screen and producing elbaroate fan fiction involving myself, him and good old Balthier out of FF: 12.

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Oompft. <3 Oh, god and Gatrie from Fire Emblem.

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Not quite sure why, but, oh my. :') <3

 

[Shadowseraph]

Bayonetta, Chun-Li, Morrigan, Ivy, Sophitia, Tira, Lulu, Quistis, Mileena, and/or Midna. (true form, not imp form) If I had to choose just one, it'd be between those first 4. (Notice how over half of them are from fighting games.)

 

[Varrdy]

Well it can only be my secret videogame crush, Liara T'Soni...oh bugger, that's knackered the "secret" part! Oh well...

Wardy

 

[Shadowseraph]

This man wins.

 

[Lionsfan1986]

Tifa Lockhart all the way. F#$k you Cloud if you ain't gonna tap that I will!

 

[LordXel]

Cassandra from Soul Calibur. She got one of the manliest endings from Soul Calibur IV, she had more guts than Siegfried. She's more hip and less serious than her sister.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Sackboy. He would probably just build stuff on my head while i'm sleeping though.

 

[Dexiro]

There are lots of characters that I'd want to sleep with but none particularly stand out.

I'll go with someone from Disgaea, I have 1000 boners for the game itself so I might as well make it my first choice! Besides, demons are hawt ~

Maybe Valvatorez, coz he's the new guy >:3

 

[shadeira]

I'm so glad, finally someone asks ;-)

OF COURSE Alistair from Dragon Age Origins... I mean - just look at my avatar
*fangirlishgiggling*

 

[MentalMyles]

Kirby

Seriously, use him as a pillow and your in for one hell of a relaxing night. If you feed him those ice cubes before bed, he'll also be cool, making him the most perfect videogame character to sleep with.

 

[bossfight1]

Tali.

 

[GonzoGamer]

To start things off, I will pick Leliana from Dragon Age:Origins. Maybe it's the red hair (okay, it's definitely the red hair) but it is also probably the French accent, the cute way she talks . . . and the fact that as a Bard, she's probably a very proficient lover.

So who is yours?

She's definitely got it going on. I dig redheads too.

Lately for me, I've been crushing on the characters my wife (also a redhead) creates in games. She's the only one I know who can make a Bethesda character look hot... without mods. It's probably because she kind of makes them look like her.

As a teen I tended to crush on the nerdy characters. While all my friends were slobbering over ChunLi, I was fantasizing about Lucca from Chrono Trigger.

 

[DarksideAvatar]

I would have to say Morrigan from Dragon Age: Origins.

Darkly beautiful, logical, pragmatic and outspoken. Someone who is my equal intellectually and spiritually.

But privately submissive, shy, tender and loving...to me only. Our time is something that the two of us share and it is for us alone. No one knows or sees our mutual vulnerable selves except each other.

She hits all my buttons...including the pregnancy fetish. >.>

 

[thefrizzlefry]

Judy Nails from GH II.
What? She reminded me a bit of Kathleen Hanna in that incarnation.

 

[TheLastTatlFan]

Tifa Lockhart all the way. F#$k you Cloud if you ain't gonna tap that I will!

I'm told he actually did tap that off-screen at one point during the game (I read it on the TV Tropes page. At one point Tifa and Cloud are left alone on or near the airship and there's a fade to black, and Word of God says they did it.).

Anyway, I'd go for...

-Malon from Ocarina of Time (I have a thing for redheads, Malon's a girl next-door type which I'd feel most comfortable with, and she's got a great singing voice. If I ended up the last man on Earth hallucination my utopia, I'd have Malon for a wife.)
-Rydia from Final Fantasy IV (Is it weird that what I find most attractive about her is that she didn't fall for Edge? Wait, what? "The After Years?" Is that some shitty fanfiction? What, you're trying to tell me it's a real game made by Square Enix? Good one, now get the fuck out.)
-Zelda from Twilight Princess she may still be a completely uninteresting non-character (Even more so in this game where she's more or less a foot-note, like everyone else who's not named "Midna."), but GodDAMN is she hot in this one.
-Rosalina from the Super Mario Galaxy games (There's just something alluring about her... Maybe it's because she's like a more mature Peach...)
-Kasumi from Dead or Alive (Although I probably don't have much of a chance with her as I'm not Hayate.)
-Helena Douglas from Dead or Alive (Money, beauty, singing voice, French accent... The Dead or Alive franchise is basically a Waifu farm.)
-Yuffie Kisaragi from Final Fantasy VII (She's sixteen as of the first game, that's legal here, and I like her as a character more than Gwen Stacy MK II/Aeris or "Useless when her man's not around" Tifa. And have you ever gotten the date scene with her? It's so awkward and adorable, I love it...)
-Rikku from Final Fantasy X (She's basically Yuffie except from a fictional civilization of gear-heads and voiced by Tara Strong. I wouldn't be able to control myself if she were real.)
-Bad Girl from No More Heroes (She'd probably try to strangle me mid-orgasm. Kinky...)
-Margaret from No More Heroes 2 (A musician, a sniper, and fairly intelligent and cultured if her vocabulary is anything to go by. Also voiced by Tara Strong, HNNNNNG!!)
-Tess from the JAK series (Just doesn't quite do it for me, not even when she's voiced by Tara Strong. Plus Tess seems to have a Jessica Rabbit thing going on where she prefers a man who can make her laugh. Score!)

 

[Charvale]

Personally, I find this discussion a little disturbing...

... although I wouldn't mind finding Rebecca Chambers in my bed.