Game characters, if they were seeking employment in the real world?

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Taki could open a fast-food chain called ninja burger!

 

[Drawando]

Jade from beyond good and evil would be world's best paparazzi

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Batman - Batman
Duke Nukem - High School football coach
Garrus Vakarian - Batman (in space)
GLaDOS - working as an over-the-phone tech support person
Joe Musashi - recruited into The New Avengers. Banging Ms. Marvel and, Spider-Woman
Master Higgins - Food and, restaurant critic. Grass-Skirt enthusiast.
Mike Haggar - Mayor of Washington DC
Pokemon Trainer (take your pick) - Jailed for animal abuse, owning a puppy mill, etc. Think Michael Vick only a hundred times worse
Rick Taylor - Professional Wrestler (eventual serial killer)
Rockey Rodent - Food critic. Not nearly as successful as Higgins
Sonic the Hedgehog - Powering Japan by running in a large hamster wheel.

 

[Qitz]

Sir Ponce Von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard would be the king of Debating (If you don't know who that is I feel sorry for you because that guy was hilarious.)

Kirby would be a great Food Critic.

ATLAS & P-Body would be great test dummies.

 

[Lancer873]

The characters from Dustforce would be the equivalent of 50 janitors each.