Game characters with stupid names

[WickedSkin]

Master Chief. It's just terrible. Also Solid Snake. But I guess they are code names.

EDIT
I learned here that "Master Chief" is his rank and his name is John Forge. Both are still terrible. But someone mentioned Marcus Phoenix so you can scratch Master Chief and Solid Snake and replace them with just Marcus Phoenix.

Can't believe I didn't remember that name. I think I might have suppressed that memory.

Wrong. Master Chief's real name is indeed John. But his surname is unknown. John Forge is a completely different character in Halo Wars and fights alongside Spartans, but is merely a Marine Sergeant. John Forge =/= Master Chief.

Thank you for enlightening me on the subject.

 

[Redingold]

The Boss

her name is The Boss she doesn't haveany other name
The Cobra unit also suffers from the same thing and also Big Boss

Solid/Liquid and Solidus snake

They do have real names, you just aren't told them. Big Boss' real name was John. Snake was named "David". Why would an elite special ops team use their real names, anyway?

Also, George Sears.

I thought Big Boss's real name was Jack?

Solid Snake doesn't have a real name and if he did it wasn't truly his because he's just a copy of their father Big Boss.

No, Big Boss' real name was John. They called him Jack, but his name was John. And, if you've played MGS4, you should know that EVA refers to Snake as David. Same at the end of MGS1, when he tells Otacon or Meryl his real name.

http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Solid_Snake

http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Big_boss

Didn't major Zero named Solid Snake after himself because his name is also David

Not that I heard of.

 

[Caliostro]

"Soap".Don´t get me wrong he is the best CoD Character ever IMHO.But "Soap" just stupid.

Wondering how it took so long for anyone to mention this...

Not just Soap. Soap McTavish. I'd sue my parents.

 

[DRTJR]

Waluigi, Cloud, Link, Veran. Japan picks weird names

 

[Cherry Cola]

Link. I have nothing against the Zelda games, and have enjoyed the few I've played but, URRRGGGHHH, that name.

It's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

It's better than Tuna. [sub] Although that is an inside joke that is probably going to go over your head[/sub]

OT: What the hell kind of a name is Solid Snake anyway? I bet he was teased about his name in school!

 

[Obrien Xp]

In Guild Wars there are multiple bosses named after what creature they actually are. Like Snow Ettin.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Solid snake....I mean wtf were they thinking

 

[Randoms]

how about Mephisto

 

[OmegaTron]

Just virtually every name known in the Sonic-verse. I don't even need to say anything else.

Also, Jacknife from Mirror's Edge. Yeah.......

 

[kawaiiamethist]

Rush Sykes

 

[rhyno435]

The entire cast of Final Fantasy 13.

A girl named Lightning. Quite weird, quite weird indeed.

 

[ashplosh]

the boss, the fear, the sorrow, the pain, the fury, the end, L block, glass joe, little mac, king hippo, bald bull, link, chell. and who could forget cream & cheese.

 

[lolandrew4]

Captain Falcon, I don't know.. I just don't like it

 

[[Insert Name Here]]

Naked Snake. What the hell?

 

[crypt-creature]

My vote goes to Cao Pi from Dynasty Warriors. I need not explain further.

That's only one version, Ts?ao P?i is a the less 'western' way of spelling/pronouncing it.
Tzŭ-huan Is also another version.

 

[Enzo-259]

Cloud, I think someones parents did to much drugs, Link, no idea were that came from, and Max Payne, I mean really you couldn't make it a bit more obvious?

I have a friend called Max Payne.

Trust me, we always take the piss out of him.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

"Waffle Ryebread" from Tail Concerto.
One of those names that it's so terrible, it's awesome.

 

[zamble]

Midia. Paladin's Quest, old SNES JRPG from Enix, before the merge...

 

[FalloutForever]

What about Three Dog?

or to quote the noble man

"Because one dog ain't enough, and two is to low, this is THREEEE DOOGG!!"

-_-
I bet you that man cries himself to sleep everynight.

 

[Soren91]

Dorcas in Fire Emblem