Game/discussion: What do the Xbone and Mitt Romney Have in common? (please dont troll/flame)

[Azdron]

Heres a good one, what do the Xbone and mitt Romney have in common?

Ill go first, they both hate black people. (reference to 21 country support)

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[Festus Moonbear]

They both do unusual things with dogs. (Someone cobble together an image of the CoD dog on a roof rack please, I don't have time.)

 

[Smeatza]

They both hate poor people.

 

[Simon1]

They both hate poor people.

God, this one's hard to top.

Uh... They both suck corporate dick?

 

[BeeGeenie]

Well... They're both completely out of touch with the average person, and reality

but to be fair, the xbone is also like Obama and Bush: Invading your privacy and ignoring your (consumer) rights.

So, basically, the xbone is Washington DC in a nutshell.

 

[Simalacrum]

They both dismissed at least 47% of their audience.

 

[Lilani]

They both come with unwanted accessories (the Kinect/Paul Ryan).

 

[Glongpre]

Both have awful names.

 

[Tien Shen]

Members of both their camps keep saying things that make them look worse and worse every time.

 

[Jamash]

You can't connect an SDTV to either of them.

None of them will do anything worthwhile if you insert an Xbox 360 game disc into them.

Both of them would be a surprise, but for some a disappointment, to find in a box under your Christmas tree.

Publicly admitting that you want to get either of them for your kids to play with enrage people.

Both of them would kill Sony's Shuhei Yoshida if dropped on him from a 7th-story window.

Both are rumoured to be banned in public swimming pools and on active submarines.

Both look sleek and plasticy, but aesthetically will not please everyone.

Attempting to smash either of them up with a hammer whist screaming "THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU DROVE ME TO THIS! OH SONY PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!", at a political function or fund-raiser will lead to you being tackled to the ground by large men in suits.