I had to pause the video at "leash wielding psycho" and go into my backyard. I planted my feet firmly on the ground. Raised my arms and face up to the sky, rain soaked me to the core. Lightning and thunder danced before me as I beheld the glory of the earth. I then proclaimed "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In my frustration I passed out. I arose several minutes later and returned to watching the video.
...Seriously, the dog joke are TOO well thought out.