Game Dogs: Knives-R-Us

[Squato]

That was quite funny, I'd love to get my hands on the sword made of bees.

Would it cut or sting?

Both. First it cuts you, then it stings you in the wound.

It's the Mohammed Ali of swords!

Keep the russians, get rid of the game designers. Seriously.

No, seriously! If they can come up with those knives, imagine what kind of game they could come up with by themselves!

While I more then agree that this is the best episode of the series, I don't think it is a great idea to make the Russian dogs the stars. The reason for this is they are the type of character that works best in small doses, best saved for when you want to go all out crazy & just deal with things. Making them the stars will not work because while that type of character can carry an episode or two, things fall down once they have to hold up a whole season or series (well...wihtout major changes to their personalities, and the things that make them interesting).

Oh, and well done for this episode for making me show my face once more.

*Disappears with a smoke bomb.

 

[LadyRhian]

I'll take 20!

 

[death13245]

But how do you use the blade sharpener that's also a knife on the sword made of bees?! Answer that and you know the question to life the universe and everything.

 

[AllLagNoFrag]

Second best episode IMO. Grenade knife

 

[Popcicle42]

Keep the russians, get rid of the game designers. Seriously.

No, seriously! If they can come up with those knives, imagine what kind of game they could come up with by themselves!

While I more then agree that this is the best episode of the series, I don't think it is a great idea to make the Russian dogs the stars. The reason for this is they are the type of character that works best in small doses, best saved for when you want to go all out crazy & just deal with things. Making them the stars will not work because while that type of character can carry an episode or two, things fall down once they have to hold up a whole season or series (well...wihtout major changes to their personalities, and the things that make them interesting).

Oh, and well done for this episode for making me show my face once more.

*Disappears with a smoke bomb.

Heh. I was being sarcastic. With sarcasm. The russians would be funny... for a few episodes. Powers that be, keep the around, they are fantastic foils to the other characters, but don't overdo it.

Still, can you imagine what the next game would be if they get to come up with it?...
"It first person shooter, fight Uzbeckistan rebels, win for Russia! Or, if die, game stabs you in face!"

 

[Samcanuck]

So...is that Russian in the plastic collar that black miniature pincher?

 

[KarumaK]

Ok so jokes about the death of real people is acceptable now is it?

Since when have they NOT been acceptable?

That's what I was wondering...

 

[Metzeten]

"The sword made of beeeeees"

I'd totally buy it just to have that thing...
its made of BEES!

 

[McMarbles]

OK.... THAT was funny.

REALLY funny.

Like... DORALINGUS funny.

 

[Donojosh]

Sign me up for "Lt. Stab" and "Little Pokey"

 

[Infernai]

283 Katana's!? GIMME!!!!

 

[Dragon-Byte]

The Homeless Eliminator

 

[Kamunt]

Oh my god, I just realized, these guys talk like two Russian Strong Bads! They've got the sense of humor and language skills to be very similar.

I mean, this is totally something he would buy, or sell, from or on TV.

That is exactly what I was thinking of, especially at the end gag run. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw this!

Still, can you imagine what the next game would be if they get to come up with it?...
"It first person shooter, fight Uzbeckistan rebels, win for Russia! Or, if die, game stabs you in face!"

Stop spoiling it!

 

[LitleWaffle]

Too...many...knives....

must... HAVE

 

[Amphoteric]

Ok so jokes about the death of real people is acceptable now is it?

they're dead, what are they going to do?

 

[JohnDoey]

All hail the scope knife

 

[Boba Frag]

my list of swords i want:

Spoiler: these are from the episode. wait till youve watched it!

the sword made of bees.

grenade knife

obsidian doom

silent knife, deadly knife

phantom wail

cornerstab3000

orphanmaker

homeless eliminator

winter dream

and the butter hammer

THIS is why Game Dogs should stay. not too happy with getting rid of one of em though

It was struggling up till the point where the introduced the double flick axe with three extra axes.. then all the stuff in your list came out!

Seriously, if they do more stuff like this they could actually improve the show a lot. That was.... *deep breath*

Funny. There... I've said it!
I liked the episode more than most of the other Game Dogs shows... apart from Deep in the Poop.

Also- more Bob!