Game Headlines from the Year 2050

[Fuselage]

Simple, Think of some game headlines in the Year 2050.
I will make sure people are creative by doing these 2.
"Randy Pitchford the 2nd promises Duke Nukem Forever by this year."
"Angela Newell announced that Half Life 2: Episode 3 is crossing over with Duke Nukem to speed up Development Time."

 

[Aidinthel]

"Final Fantasy XXXIV Accused of Unoriginality"

 

[Julianking93]

"Kingdom Hearts III now in production!"

"Final Fantasy XXXXXIIIV Named Greatest Game Ever"

"Microsoft's Newest System Now Has Teal Ring of Death"

 

[RowdyRodimus]

Nintendo adds DVD Playback feature to the Ziii, promises new Mario and Zelda games.

 

[Palademon]

Call fo Duty: Past Warfare 12 to be released in the coming month of Smarch.

 

[JohnnyB.Morbid]

"Interview with Nintendo reveals they plan to release same intellectual property for another 300 years"

"Half-life 3 leaked onto internet, 500,000 copies pirated in 0.54 seconds...(unfinished)"

"Need For Speed runs out of car jargon to name games over" (shift, carbon, hot pursuit)

"Portal 12 still plays like the first one"

"Motion feedback body suit beats kid to death, avatar stuck in a wall"

"Gaming news outlets figure out no one gives a dawn about what they fav game of the year is."

All to long for headlines. =\ I think I got some good ones. =]

 

[The Night Shade]

Hitman 5 announced this march

FF is runnig out of numbers

CODld time warfare "76" named best game in the franchise

 

[Realitycrash]

Star Wars It's Really Gonna Be Good This Time Force Unleashed 9.

 

[Matthew Wilson]

'Relationship between Games and Violence proven wrong. Fox News stil won't admit fault.'

'Oxford allow the word 'Nooblet' into the english dictionary.'

'Due to long waits, Valve announce that all who preorder Half Life 2 Ep3 will recieve free blowjobs and pudding.'

 

[badgersprite]

"Study Shows Link Between Using Virtual Reality And Mildly Blurry Vision; Campaign To Outlaw Virtual Interfaces Resurfaces"

"Sony Spokesman Claims Xbox 1440 Is Proof Microsoft Is Going Around In Circles"

"Nintendo's New Console Controlled By Blinking"

"SouthPeak Finally Produces Good Game"

 

[Adamc-mh]

Pokemon Cornflower (yes it's a colour) gotta catch 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000of'em

 

[ryai458]

Microsoft Real Touch Terminator game turns out to be skynet in disguise.

 

[Popadoo]

BREAKING NEWS! 'Call of Duty 43: The Revenge of the Russians and the Return of World War 7' sells 78 Billion copies.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

"Next Prime Minister of the New United Kingdom to be decided by a competition to see who can accquire the most diamonds in Minecraft 4."

"Minecraft creator Notch labelled richest man in the world for 48 years in a row"

 

[ephemeral10]

Microsoft's newest console set to be released next year. The advertisements:

"Get really damn dizzy with the new Xbox 4320."

 

[Wolfram23]

"Man dies after 72 hour holo-gaming session in Bikini Warrior's 3. The family is now sueing Temco for not advertising the addictive qualities of their game"

 

[repeating integers]

"Homeworld 3 announced, several hundred people spontaneously die of shock and happiness"

"Game critic Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw becomes first man ever to die of cynicism"

"Dwarf Fortress 1.0 released"

"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 52 released to good reviews, but little recognition due to market saturation"

"Uwe Boll murdered with crowbar after he announces plans for a Half-Life movie"

"New North Korea (formerly known as USA) denies existence of prophetic game Homefront"