And in recent news, a website named The Escapist has published a story about the next big thing in gaming, namely uploading the players a'la Tron. When asked on the idea, one editor was quoted as saying, "well, it seemed the natural step, what with players able to control the actions of the character in their virtual reality rooms. The question will be, can the player leave as easily as they enter, and will they be suceptible to hacking?"
Fox news was quoted, "This is evil! This will corrupt the youths and teach them rape one another as they kill the body. Things should go back to simpler times, when children played outside instead of in their holodomes! Back when the tides came in and went out with no explanation beyond god!" Fox News of course having its own issues battling the threat of Anonymous, who have decided that the tides come in and go out due to the moon.
On the lighter side of news, Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps has passed away today. Sources close to him say upon his death, his same sex lover George fell into disarrayed grief, but accepted the passing. "It was just his time. You can only lie and hate so much before it finally gets to you. But he was a fighter till the end, and had everyone faithfully convinced he hated the homosexuals, when in fact he quiet enjoyed their company." A funeral service will be held, which the Hell's Angels, Soldiers, Homosexuals, Arizonians, and Australians plan to boycott in full.
When we come back, we check in with our Sports analysis desk to talk about the Edmonton Oiler's continued stay at the last and 30th ranked team in the NHL. And in the MLB the Pittsburgh Pirates promise change and actually play a season where they will lose LESS then 100 games.
