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Leemaster777

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Squilookle said:
Not a single mention of lightsabers yet. I'm impressed.

I'll have Rico's grapple/infinite parachute combo from Just Cause 2, thankyouverymuch...
That's mostly because you can ALREADY buy lightsabers. This thread is about MERCHANDISE, not actual real stuff from games.

Anyways, I'd love to have a full deck of Persona tarot cards.

 

King of Asgaard

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An official hidden blade, a la Assassin's Creed.
The Oblivion Keyblade.
The Codec, exoskeleton and railgun, from Metal Gear Solid. And my own Metal Gear, naturally.
 

Zantos

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triggrhappy94 said:
I'm sure there's one item in one of your favorite games that you just wish you could have a replica of. What game related merchandice do you want?

Personally, I really want an NCR flag from Fallout NV. I know there's a hundred different flag making websites online, but still.
My Dad keeps suggesting I buy an actual California Republic flag and paint the extra head on. Actually, that's not a bad idea...

What I really want though is a Warhammer 40k Thunder Hammer (as opposed to those other non-40k thunder hammers I guess...). Chainswords are way too mainstream.
 

Angie7F

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The Zelda sword. I dont know what I would use it for but it just looks cool.
But I am sure I can get one from here...

http://www.wbr.co.jp/
 

ZehMadScientist

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A BioShock Big Daddy suit. Delta or finished version, either is fine. As long as the emitted light from the helmet can change colour whenever I want and it has a drill, they can have all my moneys.

I'd roam the streets at night just to freak anyone out. Maybe I'll ask my three year old cousin to join me.
 

thenumberthirteen

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A companion cube. Just a box you can put things in. Simple, and yet awesome.

Zantos said:
My Dad keeps suggesting I buy an actual California Republic flag and paint the extra head on. Actually, that's not a bad idea...
Why not buy two California flags, cut out the second Bear head, and attach it to the first?
 

Angry Camel

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Pandora's Box from Terranigma, though of course it'd never work unless we create some different dimension within the confines of an attaché case.
 

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Starik20X6 said:
Where do I start?!

- A Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks train set. Preferably a classic style wooden one.
- A life-size (preferably functioning) personal Gyroid assistant. Hopefully weatherproof enough that I could actually position it at my front door.
- A Super Mario Galaxy themed orrery [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orrery].
- A Metroid Aquapet [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquapet]. The 'container' it lives in would have motion sensors in it, so when you wave your hand in front of it the little Metroid inside screeches and throws itself against the wall towards you.
- Little Arwing and Landmaster toys, and a big Great Fox to store them in.
- A plushy de Blob, that can be dipped in paint and thrown at walls.

Every single one of those ideas is absolutely fantastic. i do have some classic wooden train tracks, but it would be interesting to see one zelda themed.

also, i would just give the builders of that mario galaxy themed orrery a blank check signed by me. take whatever money i have, no price is too high for that degree of awesomeness.
 

Zantos

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thenumberthirteen said:
A companion cube. Just a box you can put things in. Simple, and yet awesome.

Zantos said:
My Dad keeps suggesting I buy an actual California Republic flag and paint the extra head on. Actually, that's not a bad idea...
Why not buy two California flags, cut out the second Bear head, and attach it to the first?
...That's genius! I think I'll have to do that now. Epic.
 

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Angie7F said:
The Zelda sword. I dont know what I would use it for but it just looks cool.
But I am sure I can get one from here...

http://www.wbr.co.jp/
*grins smugly* I have a replica of the Master Sword.

*places a check next to a list of sword replicas, including the Buster Sword, Sword of Mana, Squall's Gunblade, and Twinkle and Icingdeath*
 

TrevHead

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Less useless plastic tat like lava lamps and halo helmets and more quality models of mechs and vehicles.

Like this:-







 

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DigitalSushi said:
I`d like the Beer and Wine from Deus Ex, if it gets a technoligically enhanced demigod drunk then I wanna try that stuff.
It's not that it's strong stuff, it's that Jenson is missing all his limbs and a few organs (about half of his body mass, maybe more), and due to the alcohol having almost no where to go, he gets drunk rather fast from very little booze.

(the boyfriend wants to point out that if it's strong booze you're after, go for the stuff in Duke Nukem Forever, because Duke gets drunk after one when he should still be sober after drinking ten)

Anyway, for me... does wanting Pokemon count? Probably not since they're living beings. If that's the case, I need more time to think on that.
 

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triggrhappy94 said:
Personally, I really want an NCR flag from Fallout NV. I know there's a hundred different flag making websites online, but still.
You're thinking too small! I always wanted NCR Ranger helmet, That Gun replica or a Pip Boy 3000.
 

DigitalSushi

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soren7550 said:
DigitalSushi said:
I`d like the Beer and Wine from Deus Ex, if it gets a technoligically enhanced demigod drunk then I wanna try that stuff.
It's not that it's strong stuff, it's that Jenson is missing all his limbs and a few organs (about half of his body mass, maybe more), and due to the alcohol having almost no where to go, he gets drunk rather fast from very little booze.

(the boyfriend wants to point out that if it's strong booze you're after, go for the stuff in Duke Nukem Forever, because Duke gets drunk after one when he should still be sober after drinking ten)

Anyway, for me... does wanting Pokemon count? Probably not since they're living beings. If that's the case, I need more time to think on that.
tell your Boyfriend from me he'd be a good drinking buddy.
 

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triggrhappy94 said:
I'm sure there's one item in one of your favorite games that you just wish you could have a replica of. What game related merchandice do you want?

Personally, I really want an NCR flag from Fallout NV. I know there's a hundred different flag making websites online, but still.
Back when Fallout 3 was released I actually sent an E-Mail to Bethesda asking if they would please (please-please-please) release Nuka-Cola if only in a limited batch for consumer consumption (or hoarding)...as you can tell it didn't happen...I still really want that bottle too.

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Starik20X6 said:
- A Metroid Aquapet [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquapet]. The 'container' it lives in would have motion sensors in it, so when you wave your hand in front of it the little Metroid inside screeches and throws itself against the wall towards you.
THIS! NOW! WANT!

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I want to see the Final Fantasy TCG released outside of Japan but since that exists, I would also love to have an official Triple Triad and, Terra Master become a thing. When I heard about the Final Fantasy TCG I was actually hoping it would be more like TT or TM but even though it's more akin to Yu Gi Oh or, Magic I still really want (curse you import fees...)
 

Muspelheim

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Why, a masterwork crossbow from Dwarf Fortress, menacing with spikes, of course! Although that's a stretch even for me.

Or perhaps a medal of your choice in the next Hearts of Iron game, that'd be neat! Or a huge world map looking like the one in game, it'd look perfect on the wall.