Game moments that caused a *FACE PALM*

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Katana314

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FarCry 2
Well, I narrowly missed my window of opportunity to kill the arms dealer who's fueling this mess. Guess I might as well contribute to the mayhem to make a living now.

Fallout 3
"One of us has to go into that radiation-filled chamber! And they're not making it back out!"
"OK. Fawkes, you go in. You're a super-mutant, so radiation doesn't do anything to you."
"EES NOT POSSIBLE! POOT DEESPENSER HERE."
"...Huh?"

"Well, Phoenix, if you want to prove that a page was torn out of this book that has a very obvious strand of a ripped-off page left sticking out...you'll have to PROVE IT!"
"Does this series REALLY dictate that after defeating the most vicious prosecutors in the world, for 3 games, I lose and get disbarred because of a glimmerous fop who's more obsessed about his own band?"
"Yes. Aren't I AWESOME? (plays an airguitar for the next hour)"

"Father Mother, I've returned from the wilderness."
"My children! Keep Gat away from me! He means to kill me!!"
"What? No! I just want to come home! Why do you think I want to kill you?"
(F-M runs and hides)
"I must sneak into Father Mother's chamber to find out the truth from him..."
"GAT! You are forbidden from seeing Father Mother!"
(Gat solves several puzzles using his fists)
"Father Mother, why do you want to kill me?"
"Get back! You are no longer a child of mine!"
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?"
(Slams Gat to ground) "Now I've got you! You will bring harm to our family no more!"
"Geroff! (sets off a bomb) Whoops, I killed Father Mother."
 

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My overly trigger-happy way to deal with special infected in LFD2, because shooting a Boomer at point blank is both extremely cringeworthy and fucking awesome.
 

kurupt87

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Kingdom Hearts - "Tih-dus" instead of "Tie-dus". It just really annoys me for some reason.

FFVIII's story.

Any time I see plot problems, or inconsistency in the story.

JRPG's and WRPG's both have many facepalm moments, but the good type:
ME2 - Scientist Salarian
Resonance of Fate - "All we have are raisins"