Game Name Surgery.

[portuga-man]

Tomb Raider: The angel of eternal Darkness: control lara croft on a psychological horror and try to find out the truth about the murder of wener von croy. Take his place on the order of the five hills and protect the tome of eternal darkness from some group of evil archaeologists.

(I had an idea for "tomb raider the legend of zelda" but i don't want to get banned)

 

[Logan Westbrook]

Alone in the Darkness - You and your liquorice twizzlers walk the streets of a totally empty city...wait, that sounds crap.

 

[Anton P. Nym]

Not mine, but I have to type it out or I'll never think of my own:

Call of Grand Theft Halo.

Now for mine:

Star Wars: Xcom Wing - using a combination of real-time asset management and turn-based combat, lead a faction of the Rebellion against the corrupt and overbearing Empire.

-- Steve

 

[Khedive Rex]

Phoenix and Clank

Listen carefully to testimony from witnesses as you try to prove the innocence of your client. If it doesn't work kill them all with a gun that fires robotic racoons or something.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Trilby: Art of The Prepice of Darkness.
Yeah, Gentleman thieves beating up Penny Arcade.

 

[josh797]

God of WarCraft. You're a server manager at Blizzard. With chain blades.

you sir, have just won. game over.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Grand Theft Lego. I think this should be self-explanatory...and awesome!

Yeah minus the awesome. All the lego games have been dreadful, and just you try and make GTA for kids.

Simpsons Hit and Run did a good job of GTA:Junior. As did Crazy Taxi.

 

[Pifflestick]

Countershock: Your an anti-terrorist who is trying to stop terrorists from blowing up Rapture.

 

[Pifflestick]

Resident Evil Dead: You play everyones favorite character Ash as he fights through a horde of zombies that were summoned from the necronomicon to get out of Racoon City.