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Darth_Payn

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Well, there's real-world ugly, and then there's "Hollywood" ugly, a.k.a. not really that ugly at all. The kind of ugly that gets actors to have Oscars and other awards practically thrown at them.
Jimothy Sterling said:
I was less bothered by Tyrion's treatment in the show. I get why they kept Dinklage's face relatively unspoiled, as he is a super popular, likable character, and it's a lot easier to keep that going when you don't look like Skeletor.
He's popular and likable? Well, shit, he's a dead man walking now. Just a matter of time before an anvil falls on him or something.

The Reek stuff, though, disappoints me. He is supposed to be basically Gollum at this point. Whereas the decision to keep Tyrion unSkeletored was done to keep a good thing going, keeping Theon as pretty as he is totally undermines the effect. I realize you can't exactly make the actor starve himself and shit, but he should at least be a white-haired, hunched over, gibbering mess. He should at least look as emaciated and sick as makeup can get him.
I believe someone's gone full Gollum when he talks to "himself" and is a physically-deformed freak.
 

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Revolutionary said:
I think at a certain point disfigurement becomes a logistical problem for the make-up department so they have to take some liberties with the books.
Or simply shows with pretty people have better ratings.

Look at Arrow, a steaming pile of shit going so good it's not only getting renewed but getting a spinoff.
But it has a bloody underwear model lead, no matter he can't act for shit and has no range, DEM ABS. MMMM.
 

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ricree said:
Eh, the important point, for me at least, was psychological anyway. I think they've been doing a pretty good job of it so far.
This right here, is the primary reason I'm not bothered by them not going full Reek. Alfie has been doing wonderfully in conveying the mental trauma, even if his physical disfigurements will never quite match up.
 

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At least R.R. Martin (or whoever) doesn't really go past this into the "wiener song" territory plunged-into by South Park.
 

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Still more Game of Thrones comics? Boo! Yeah, great job pointing out what "Hollywood ugly" is about, but still, boo!
 

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I await the day that we see another "Christian Bale In The Machinist" hero on screens in any context.

...it's not going to happen, is it?
 

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tdylan said:
I'm now familiar with "yaoi manga," so thank you for that, I think.
Yep, lots of people don't know the term until they find out, one way or another... [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/04/11]
 

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tdylan said:
Thunderous Cacophony said:
Revolutionary said:
I think at a certain point disfigurement becomes a logistical problem for the make-up department so they have to take some liberties with the books.
Sure, cutting off Tyrion's nose is hard, but it's pretty straightforward to make a good-looking person look pretty awful. If nothing else, they could blacken up Reek's teeth or otherwise give him some physical signs of the abuse he suffered.
Christian Bale can do that for a MOVIE. Ain't no actor gonna do that for a potentially (haven't read the books) long running TV series. Can you imagine if "The Machinist" was a series, and you had to do that to your body every season?

I'm also not familiar with the GoT tv series, but film is a visual medium so despite the amount of effort and expense to make someone look grotesque for a tv series, there's also continuity issues, I suppose. Also, the audience is shallow. They want "beautiful" ugly people.

I'm now familiar with "yaoi manga," so thank you for that, I think.
Well, strictly speaking it's not that big a deal. When you get down to it you've had some substantial makeup jobs done for long running TV shows, mostly in the science-fiction area. Michael Dorn playing Worf is one example, as is D'argo on Farscape. As a general rule this tends to be more of a problem with women, as apparently the actress who played Zhaan in "Farscape" (Virginia Hey I believe) because of the extensive makeup and body paint so asked to have her character killed. While the name eludes me, allegedly the lady who played Delenn on Babylon 5 basically told the creator that they would either write things so she could get by with more partial makeup, or she was leaving, so at least the part of her becoming a human-minbari hybrid was added, though it sort of fit with the rest of the show. Neither of those are confirmed though, just things I've heard over the years. I'm sure there have probably been dudes who have complained but none that really fit into high profile rumors. I'm guessing that it's because girls want to be seen as pretty and look more like themselves, and that's hard to do from behind tons of monster makeup.

That said, if they want to deform Tyrion for a long period of time, I'd imagine it would be relatively simplistic. Apparently as time went on shows like "Star Trek" made a lot of re-usable prosthetics to rapidly turn people into Klingons and Cardiassians (though the quality, especially for some of the supporting characters, varied from episode to episode, and even scene to scene depending on the job the makeup guys were doing). As long as your not going to be more judgemental than trekkies (dealing with a show with massive budget problems over the years apparently), I'd imagine it would be a simple matter to make re-usable prosthetics for Reek and Tyrion that include their facial deformities and work around them. Game Of Thrones is only producing like 10 episodes a year, compared to some sci-fi shows which have run over twice that many in a seasons, so I imagine it's not going to be as much of a chore for either the actors or FX guys.

I'd imagine it's mostly a clash between what's popular on the TV show and what's accurate to the books, which has been a recurring issue. Ongoing TV shows oftentimes being driven by what's popular and catches on. To use another Trek example apparently the whole "Data's quest to be more human" was greatly expanded and inserted into more episodes than originally intended. When Voyager had some ratings problems they decided to try and take a popular idea, and created "Seven Of Nine" both to replace Jennifer Lien as "the sexy" on the show and to revive a kind of story arc they knew would appeal to people and was easy to write, without totally duplicating Data by having another android with the same exact issue or whatever. In the case of Game Of Thrones they can't just generally decide "okay, we're going to do this, introduce a character and storyline like this, and give this character people like a bigger role". All of the horrible things that happen to people in GoT and the death of established, likable, characters are pretty much anathema to the usual process that happens with TV shows, and I guess the Penny Pinchers are yet again concerned about the bottom line when it comes to radically changing elements that keep people watching.

I'd also say that Yaoi is generally just man on man gay stuff. As a general rule *GURO* is the stuff that's heavily about mutilation, snuff, and extreme, disfiguring, sexy torture. Although erotic conventions can overlap of course. English doesn't seem to have the same kind of label there, which is why you'll see stuff like Dofantasy's works (Fansadox comics) including their "sickest comics" line just generally falling under BDSM although some of it (and all of it under "sickest") goes beyond sadistic bondage-domination porn. Not a huge fan, but I have some awareness of it (and Dofantasy / Fansadox is hetero as far as I've seen, so it's not a perfect analogy)... but yeah, the description does sound a lot like guro-themed yaoi, albeit without anyone being tortured to death for sexual pleasure during or surrounded actual sex acts.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
canadamus_prime said:
Most of this Game of Thrones stuff is lost on me because I don't watch the show, but I find the idea of sexy torture victim mildly disturbing. I say "mildly" because internet.
If it was really "because internet" then you wouldn't bat an eyelash.
Well I haven't been desensitized that much.
 

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They could do waaay more with Reek than they have done. Make him paler, bags under his eyes, disheveled and dirty. Even though they added the scarrs, he still looks freshly showered and powdered.

They don't need Alfie Allen diet to The Machinist levels of malnourishment. Since he's wearing clothes they only need to fake him having a terrible body every once in a while, right?

I haven't read the books, but I'd imagine someone living through continuous mental and physical torture for so long would look way waaay worse.
 

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I'm not sure they have the budget to do that to Tyrion's face on a regular basis, but yeah, probably also an element of fan adoration. Reek doesn't look that great, but he doesn't look malnourished and beaten either, so not sure what that's about.
 

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Not to criticize the comic (which is funny as usual) but I just don't get the continual internet rage over the series deviating from the books. Its obviously and explicitly an adaptation, not a direct representation.

A lampshade is hung on Tyrion's disfigurement in his first scene after the Blackwater, Cersei says something to the effect "I heard you had lost your nose...It's not as bad as all that." The books and series are two different universes.

Personally, I think the series improves the experience. Xaro Xhoan Daxos in the book is a slim, milky, homosexual aristocrat who's interest in Daenerys is handwaved as a tedious attempt to get control over her dragons (like just about every other person in the Qarth-Slaver's Bay arc.) The show transforms him into a physically distinctive outsider to the Qarth aristocracy, with accompanying hidden resentment and ambitions, who attempts to use Daenerys and the dragons merely as a means to further his ambitions, and presents a real threat of her return to sexual exploitation. Its much more interesting than "Please marry me because I think your dragons are cool."

That just an example, but I could think of others...Vargo Hoat was an irrelevant and forgettable outsider, but Locke (at least in his Jaime arc) presented the darker side to Robb's army of virtuous Northmen.

Sure continuity issues may crop up. Jaime and Cersei in the Sept of Baelor problem's have been blamed by some on timeline distortions, but I think that was the least of the problems that scene had. Yes Mago is dead in the series, but I there is nothing he will do that can't also be done by another Name-go.

I'm not saying the show is objectively better, but criticizing the show for not adhering strictly to the source material strikes me as rather petty.

("Welcome to the internet etc...etc...")
 

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Jimothy Sterling said:
I was less bothered by Tyrion's treatment in the show. I get why they kept Dinklage's face relatively unspoiled, as he is a super popular, likable character, and it's a lot easier to keep that going when you don't look like Skeletor.

The Reek stuff, though, disappoints me. He is supposed to be basically Gollum at this point. Whereas the decision to keep Tyrion unSkeletored was done to keep a good thing going, keeping Theon as pretty as he is totally undermines the effect. I realize you can't exactly make the actor starve himself and shit, but he should at least be a white-haired, hunched over, gibbering mess. He should at least look as emaciated and sick as makeup can get him.
Its painful because from clips he seems to be suffering the "manfully scruffy but still moisturized skin with only superficially tousled hair look of a half million models who want to do daytime television. I think they are just hoping for the actor's body language and the whole "my god they cut off his dick" to make us buy it.

But its so obvious he isn't even suffering without a makeup crew and have to laught at "look you get a bath and have to PRETEND to be Theon"
 

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Jeez, people. Am I the only one who DOESN'T want to see ultra-mutilated Reek in every Theon scene? The show is clearly focusing on the psychological side of Theon's ordeal, rather than his physical abuses. Even still, he is covered in scars. He's no model.

The show is brutal enough, there is no need to perfectly represent every single deformity.
 

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Tyrion's nose being cut off would probably have required some rather cumbersome and time consuming make-up to look right so I can live without that.

Reek however looks exactly the same as Theon, I get than asking him to a Christian Bale "Machinist" style body transformation is too big of an ask but it wouldn't be that big a deal to dye his hair white and cut clumps of it out. Maybe he could have stop going to the gym for awhile as well.

The other big thing is that the actor playing Theon doesn't really have the skill to pull off the Reek transformation without a visual overhaul.
 

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InkySpines said:
Not to criticize the comic (which is funny as usual) but I just don't get the continual internet rage over the series deviating from the books. Its obviously and explicitly an adaptation, not a direct representation.

A lampshade is hung on Tyrion's disfigurement in his first scene after the Blackwater, Cersei says something to the effect "I heard you had lost your nose...It's not as bad as all that." The books and series are two different universes.

Personally, I think the series improves the experience. Xaro Xhoan Daxos in the book is a slim, milky, homosexual aristocrat who's interest in Daenerys is handwaved as a tedious attempt to get control over her dragons (like just about every other person in the Qarth-Slaver's Bay arc.) The show transforms him into a physically distinctive outsider to the Qarth aristocracy, with accompanying hidden resentment and ambitions, who attempts to use Daenerys and the dragons merely as a means to further his ambitions, and presents a real threat of her return to sexual exploitation. Its much more interesting than "Please marry me because I think your dragons are cool."

That just an example, but I could think of others...Vargo Hoat was an irrelevant and forgettable outsider, but Locke (at least in his Jaime arc) presented the darker side to Robb's army of virtuous Northmen.

Sure continuity issues may crop up. Jaime and Cersei in the Sept of Baelor problem's have been blamed by some on timeline distortions, but I think that was the least of the problems that scene had. Yes Mago is dead in the series, but I there is nothing he will do that can't also be done by another Name-go.

I'm not saying the show is objectively better, but criticizing the show for not adhering strictly to the source material strikes me as rather petty.

("Welcome to the internet etc...etc...")
Arguing about differences for the sake of differences is silly I agree, but the problem with TV Reek is that it's quite hard to buy that he's been completely psychologically broken when he just has a handful of scars. I also don't think the actor playing him (can't be bothered to look it up) is good enough to pull it off without the visual accompaniment.

I disagree with your examples of Vargo Hoat and Xaro Xhoan Daxos because I think the thing you claim they do in the TV series they also do in the books. Xaro Xhoan Daxos seems to want to use Daenerys for ambition too and the bloody mummers allegiance to the Boltons as well as the final Arya chapter in Harrenhal show the negative side of the northmen better and earlier than Locke does in the show. Having said that I think Qarth is overall more engaging in the show and Arya being Tywin's cup-bearer is probably my favourite change that the show has made from the book.

There are good changes, bad changes and ignorable changes. Reek looking the same as Theon has thus far been a bad one but not hugely.
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