Game of Thrones Abridged: "The Laws of God and Men" - Tyrion's Titillating Trial

[Joos]

Matt Lees impersonates Salad Fingers. Creepiness factor total.

 

[Spoiled]

When will they ever learn? You never, ever challenge a dwarf to trial by combat! It didn't work the last time they tried it. But hey, this time they'll have the Mountain! (it's in the previews so no spoils). What could possibly go wrong with an 8 foot...errr...7 ft... giant mound of flesh with a claymore?

This is the first time I decided to open the comments on any of these videos, and yours compelled me to sign-up just so I can thank you for being a complete inconsiderate and spoiling something that I've been looking forward to finding out on Sunday with the rest of the events of the episode. By the way, if you really didn't think it might be a spoiler for someone, you wouldn't have added the disclaimer you did, which basically informs someone that they *could have* had the reveal spoiled even without you had they chosen to watch officially-released previews (aka spoilers).

Anyway, lesson learned. I'll stick to the videos alone from now on.

 

[Remus]

When will they ever learn? You never, ever challenge a dwarf to trial by combat! It didn't work the last time they tried it. But hey, this time they'll have the Mountain! (it's in the previews so no spoils). What could possibly go wrong with an 8 foot...errr...7 ft... giant mound of flesh with a claymore?

This is the first time I decided to open the comments on any of these videos, and yours compelled me to sign-up just so I can thank you for being a complete inconsiderate and spoiling something that I've been looking forward to finding out on Sunday with the rest of the events of the episode. By the way, if you really didn't think it might be a spoiler for someone, you wouldn't have added the disclaimer you did, which basically informs someone that they *could have* had the reveal spoiled even without you had they chosen to watch officially-released previews (aka spoilers).

Anyway, lesson learned. I'll stick to the videos alone from now on.

And on that note, please enlighten me, who else would the Lannisters pick as their champion, really? If there was a hat with names in it, who else would be there? Flowers? He'd be more likely to screw Tyrion's champ than fight him. Tywin? He honors family, and can't be impartial if he's out to kill his own son. They've been advertising Gregor fighting someone shirtless since the end of last season. So you don't watch the trailers? You're one of THOSE people? Get off that horse of yours, lest I find a nice in-season mare to buck you off like this

Spoiler

Really, when HBO is advertising an upcoming event, it is no longer a spoiler. It's a teaser. I don't read the books, I watch the show same as you. That's why whenever I see a post starting with "I read the books and", I stop reading there. This is not that. No equivalence, not the same.

 

[idodo35]

i demand trial by wombat!

 

[Spoiled]

And on that note, please enlighten me, who else would the Lannisters pick as their champion, really? If there was a hat with names in it, who else would be there? Flowers? He'd be more likely to screw Tyrion's champ than fight him. Tywin? He honors family, and can't be impartial if he's out to kill his own son. They've been advertising Gregor fighting someone shirtless since the end of last season. So you don't watch the trailers? You're one of THOSE people?

So because you believe that I should be able to predict the events of the next episode, you telling me what happens in it shouldn't count as a spoiler? Let me ask you, do you normally predict everything that happens in this show? In others? Is that what makes a good show, a nice dose of predictability? Was there no possibility that someone else might have fought? Perhaps a new character? They never introduce those, right?

Spare me the semantic nonsense. The reason you know The Mountain is fighting isn't because you have the series sussed out. You know it because you chose to watch the spoilers. You were also aware that you might be spoiling that for someone else when you printed it, as you chose to include a disclaimer in your post, letting people know that if they think you spoiled that for them, they're actually incorrect. They should have watched that spoiler on their own time.

Just admit that you did it and move on. Or don't. Just don't try to convince me that I should have guessed or sought out the spoiler that you dropped on me.

 

[jdarksun]

Matt Lees better at singing than TLC confirmed.