The thing was made with the express intention of making the King uncomfortable in it - he shouldn't be lounging about in a fancy chair, he should be busy conquering stuff.Halyah said:If the throne is that dangerous then why haven't they simply made pillows and other such things so that those using it don't end up killing themselves on it? Seems rather stupid to me.Eleima said:It's fairly common that movie or series adaptations of novels don't quite live up to the original work, and Game of Thrones is no exception (Eragon and Wing Commander also come to mind).
The Iron Throne in the novels is massive, huge, twisted, asymmetrical and has steep steps. It's also uncomfortable, you can't lie back in it or you'll be cut to shreds. FrozenCones is correct, Joffrey does cut himself at one point in the books, and there are a few cautionary tales about previous kings cutting themselves as well (I remember one character in particular saying that Aegon had a deep gash on one of his forearms once because he got careless and tried to use the armrest).
Would be a bit of a problem if the actors sitting in the chair constantly needed to get stitched up.
Joffery cuts himself in the book and TV show, Aerys cut himself all the time and Maegor was killed by it. The mythology of it is supposed to be that the throne attacks unworthy Kings, which is why in the book and the TV series everyone stood with their mouths open when the Joffery cut himself.FrozenCones said:As I recall from the book, Joff cuts himself on it in front of an entire court full of people and starts crying.J Tyran said:One was actually killed by it, or so the rumours at court suggested. Might have been a good cover story for someone that murdered him.DugMachine said:Didn't previous kings cut themselves on the chair? That's brutal
This is actually because his characters are shit, so he writes too many of them to make up for the fact that none of them are very good. I'm just saying.There are characters from the books that never make appearances, for instance, on account of there simply not being enough time to include every person ever introduced into the literary version of Westeros.
My thoughts exactly, it's like a larger, messy version of what I imagine Gywn's throne room to look like. The lighting even makes it look lke Anor Londo.Diegolomac said:The version on the painting looks to me like something out of Dark Souls, actually.
*slaps forehead*TheAmazingHobo said:In the actual blog post, Martin points out that he understands and approves of all the decisions leading to the TV version of the throne (size, practicality etc). He also states that he actually "loves" the design.
OP simply choose to not mention this and instead deliberately made it seem like Martin was somehow pissed at the TV version.
The mad king was actually described as having heavily scarred arms from where he would constantly wave his arms around carelessly in rages. At least, I thought I remember reading that.Eleima said:It's fairly common that movie or series adaptations of novels don't quite live up to the original work, and Game of Thrones is no exception (Eragon and Wing Commander also come to mind).
The Iron Throne in the novels is massive, huge, twisted, asymmetrical and has steep steps. It's also uncomfortable, you can't lie back in it or you'll be cut to shreds. FrozenCones is correct, Joffrey does cut himself at one point in the books, and there are a few cautionary tales about previous kings cutting themselves as well (I remember one character in particular saying that Aegon had a deep gash on one of his forearms once because he got careless and tried to use the armrest).
Would be a bit of a problem if the actors sitting in the chair constantly needed to get stitched up.
FalloutJack said:George, get back to writing the damn book. We don't need to see you slacking off and talking to the camera while your high-grossing show is catching up to your successful book series. Just keep writing and let other people do THEIR job while you do yours.
Snowblindblitz said:This. This.
The show is going to overtake the book series at this rate, and if they can keep Daenery's rolling, unlike the fifth book, we might be onto something.
Whelp, I guess it's time to roll out the immortal words of Neil Gaiman. In song!PunkRex said:Get your ass back in the study a write us some books!
That was hilarious and well-timed, though the irony here is that the one bitching is really George.TakerFoxx said:
Eh, not really. If you read the actual blog post, he says that while the show's Iron Throne doesn't measure up to the one in his mind, he acknowledges that his version wouldn't be practical, understands why they made the changes, and says that the new design is still pretty awesome and even has one of its paperweights on his desk. He just doesn't people to forget how incredibly imposing the throne from the books is supposed to be.FalloutJack said:That was hilarious and well-timed, though the irony here is that the one bitching is really George.
I don't actually read the books, I was just having abit of fun, still this song is genius!TakerFoxx said:Whelp, I guess it's time to roll out the immortal words of Neil Gaiman. In song!
I'm sorry, but I've always wanted to use that. The opportunity was just too great.