Does anyone have a good, or terrible gaming related joke?
Such as: Whenever I hear someone say that Chrono Cross is their favorite game in the series it really upsets me. You might say that I get Chrono Triggered.
It's very old and pretty terrible nowadays (not much better back in the day, either) but it's one of the first gaming jokes I heard:
Two gamer buddies enrol with the military and go into war. They get deployed on the battlefield - there is machine gun fire everywhere, explosions and corpses - a literal war zone. Yet one of them yells "I will survive" and directly charges the enemy. He is shot dead within moments. The second guy just shakes his head and says "What an idiot - this is coop".
The joke is related to Delta Force - iwillsurvive is the cheat that gives you invincibility, but cheats don't work in multiplayer.
There are many jokes related to Doom as well related to gamers going to hell. Here are some:
A gamer died. At his funeral his friends placed some flowers in his coffin and a chainsaw, in case he went to hell.
A gamer died. At the pearly gates St Peter greets him and says "You have done good but you have also done evil. You are free to choose whether you want to go into heaven or hell.". The gamer thinks for a moment and answers "Give me a chainsaw and send me to hell".
A gamer died and went to hell. A week later, Satan calls up God and says "Please, take this guy away from here. He killed all of my minions, trashed the entire place and is now pacing around talking to himself about finding the exit to the next level."
Man, Delta Force. I have some fond memories playing the second game with friends in multiplayer, unbalanced and glitchy as it was.
Anyway, jokes. Enjoy the cringe.
Me and my friend were talking about Call of Duty earlier and he said, ?I bet Hitler would have been a better player than you ever will.? Confused, I asked him why. He replied, ?Well, because he?s got a kill-to-death ratio of 6 million to 1.?
Dating a single mother: It?s like continuing from somebody else?s saved game.
Leer
Flash
Harden?but it failed
Withdraw
Sleep
Q: Whats the river?s name in dota?
A:I?m pretty sure it?s The River Fag. I?ve been told I few times ?don?t cross the river fag?
Wives are like computer games. When you get bored you cheat?
If there will ever be a Minecraft movie, then it would be a blockbuster.
Q: What do you get if you tape a stick of dynamite to a hedgehog?
A: SONIC BOOM!
Q: What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France?
A: A Nintendo Yes
Q: What did Shang Tsung say to the Aztec witchdoctor?
A: Your soul is Mayan.
Yo mama so ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said ?Stay over there?
Q: What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
A: ?Block? parties.
To keep it in the family.. ,) ..The comment section for this is a goldmine!!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/12177-Gaming-Pick-Up-Lines
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