Game Theory: Why Mario is Mental, Part 2

[MatthewPatrick13]

Why Mario is Mental, Part 2

Mario is gaming's biggest mascot, but what is he hiding? Is he really the hero everyone thinks he is? Have we overlooked one too many of Mario's heinous crimes. In this two part series, we put Mario on trial to see just what is going on inside the head of this "paragon" of the video game industry.

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[wildstars]

Fascinating.

You forgot (or were unaware of) playing with fire as one of the other traits from the Macdonald triad. Technically its pyromania (obsession with starting fires). But in this context, its close enough.

 

[Neferius]

I guess now we at-least know why they're so into him... some chicks are WAY into psychopaths :I

 

[daxterx2005]

I agree, Blue Shells are the spawn of Satan!

 

[bdcjacko]

So you are telling me that Bob Hoskins, Capt. Lou Albano, and Ron Jeremy all lied to me about Mario's jovial nature?

 

[wildstars]

Additional evidence for the prosecution:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRPp1YCNH0Q

 

[Zulnam]

Good thing I didn't grow playing mario.