Game vehicles that suck to drive...

[DND Judgement]

i've just been bought dark void and the saucers in it are a piece of shit to handle...
so i was just thinking what games have vehicles that people have hated driving....?

the mako on mass effect is an obvious 1 and as i said before the saucers from dark void....

 

[hazabaza1]

Just play Half-life 2. Most of the time, they are quite awful.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

the dog in fable 2 (i just cant get on that thing)

 

[Hazy]

This piece of shit on wheels:

Spoiler

It's the unholy spawn of the airboat and a bumper car.

 

[Blatherscythe]

The Mako. The weakest barrel of gasoline and matches to grace the galaxy. Oh and its guns were terrible.

 

[Hazy]

-snip-
The Mako. The weakest barrel of gasoline and matches to grace the galaxy. Oh and its guns were terrible.

After equipping your impressive space armor, dropping into their planet, flying over their hills, crushing all in your wake, nothing kills your image as a badass more than missing a target who is two centimeters below your reticule's range.

It cannot be forgiven.

 

[bobknowsall]

This piece of shit on wheels:

Spoiler

It's the unholy spawn of the airboat and a bumper car.

I second this man's post, and will choose an example of my own:

Those POS Humvees in Crysis. I love Crysis, don't get me wrong, but those vehicles accidentally killed me more times than both the enemy and the physcis glitches.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Oh definitely the Mako. It can't aim worth a tripe and the maneuvering makes feel as if i'm trying to navigate an earthquake

 

[Armored Prayer]

Depending on how you built it, some vehicles in Banjo and Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts can be a real pain to drive.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I didn't like the Warthog from the Halo series.

 

[Lief098]

The Humvees weren't even the worst of it... Having to pilot that VTOL at the end was pure torture.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Am I the only person here who didn't hate the Mako?

Anyways...

Pretty much any vehicle in Frontlines: Fuel of War sucked to drive. Game was fun, though.

 

[Hazy]

The Humvees weren't even the worst of it... Having to pilot that VTOL at the end was pure torture.

Oh, lord.
THIS. THIS TO THE NTH DEGREE.
If I could go back in time to ninja this post just out of my pure contempt for those mother fucking VTOL's, I would do it in a heartbeat.

I honestly thought Yahtzee was exaggerating in his Crysis review. Suffice to say, I was wrong.

 

[Mr.Black]

Most of the land vehicles in Just Cause 2 turn at large angles even by touching the joystick/WASD buttons left or right.

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

The obvious thing that jumped to mind was the Mako, but I was skimming through the list of crap I have in Steam for other ideas, and I found one. I know there are people who like the game and think it's awesome, even some of my own friends, but I'm going to have to vote for absolutely everything in Trials 2 (aka Trials HD for those of you on the 360). I have two different controllers along with the keyboard/mouse on my PC, and I can't get the thing to handle like anything other than ass. I couldn't even get through some of the tutorials by doing what they were telling me to do/demonstrating (and bizarrely which are harder than many levels in the game itself). It's like trying to play Ecco the Dolphin as a manatee or something.

I'd go dig out some old console games for more ideas, but I'm lazy.

 

[Omikron009]

Cars in GTA 4 can be a bit of a challenge, especially during the many MANY car chases that game throws your way.

 

[Pielikey]

The Half Life 2 buggy was crap, the airboat was basically a pinball that you could sit in, and Valve of course ruined the Dodge Charger for me in Episode 2's leadsled.

Valve need to fix the source engine's vehicle code.

Most of the land vehicles in Just Cause 2 turn at large angles even by touching the joystick/WASD buttons left or right.

I have to disagree although I only played the demo. Okay, they have a tendency to slide a bit too much, but then, using the parachute and grappling across the ground seems to be very efficient at moving your person as well.

 

[mornal]

The helicopters in Bad Company 2. I know other people can fly them but I just crash into the ground.

 

[internetzealot1]

Am I the only one that didn't have any trouble with Half-Life's vehicles?