Game weapons

[Ninja_X]

Who cares about practicality when you're hardcore?!

Fail.

4 strings, that is a bass.

<url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyTukIyi5L0&feature=related>It turns into a scythe and summons bats, shockwaves, and lightning. It could be a ukulele for all I care.

Spoiler: Besides, it's technically a succubus.

I know, I just like to pick on this particular weapon.

I have played every DMC game ^_^.

 

[UAProxy]

Line Ark's White Glint, with a manual for dummies so I can fly the damn thing.

This, if only because its theme song is so epic.


However, I will raise you one on the subject of Armored Core.


Please note that Nine Ball Seraph is the pwner here, not the pwnee.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Who cares about practicality when you're hardcore?!

Fail.

4 strings, that is a bass.

<url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyTukIyi5L0&feature=related>It turns into a scythe and summons bats, shockwaves, and lightning. It could be a ukulele for all I care.

Spoiler: Besides, it's technically a succubus.

I know, I just like to pick on this particular weapon.

I have played every DMC game ^_^.

Too late. Now I'm imagining Dante kicking ass with a ukulele.

...why is that so easy to imagine?

 

[iksardon]

Thule Medallion from the recently revamped Wolfenstein. Hell yea! Shield, Time Stoppage, AAANNNDDD Super bullets?! you can be god with a plain ol' glock with that puppy.

 

[Ninja_X]

The Morph-O-Ray from Ratchet & Clank because it's so practical:

Spoiler: The Morph-O-Ray

If you're confused as to what it does, it turns enemies into chickens. Yeah, pretty cool.

I thought it turned them into sheep :S

Different in each game. I went for the tried and true original, but there's also the Sheepinator, Qwack-O-Ray, and the Penguin one in ToD. New one just about every installment, I suppose.

Now I remember. I need to seriously replay all the Ratchet and Clank games. That was probably the greatest series ever. I remember the original taunting me, waiting to be played while I got my PS2 repaired. That was the longest week EVAR, besides the week when my internet was down...

The duck one was the best, eventually it turned enemies into giant flying fire breathing monster ducks and all enamies after that into exploding kamikaze ducks.

What more could you want?

 

[Mutard]

The Excalibat from Rise of the Triad

Ludicrous Gibs Anyone?

 

[Robby Foxfur]

just to be practical, I'd like either the battle rifle, the suppressed M7, or the M6S, just cuz all of them seem so close to being real

and total fantasy Cloud's 7 piece buster sword

 

[Mutard]

Or maybe the Crissaegrim from Castlevania:SOTN cuz that thing was the TITS!

 

[rhyno435]

Gunblade, FF8.

Don't know why but I love that weapon.









(Please don't call me a geek.)

 

[GoldenCondor]

The Excalibat from Rise of the Triad

Ludicrous Gibs Anyone?

I still play that game too!
I think the dog spell was way more fun, especially because your super bark killed EVERYTHING.

 

[HentMas]

the cow launcher from south park

hahahahaha i would love that one

 

[SodaDew]

The Hyperion from FF8, just because it looks kick ass

 

[Mr. Squee]

Umm Metal Gear RAY. I Win!

 

[Ninja_X]

Umm Metal Gear RAY. I Win!

No you don't, Solidus killed one with a fucking P90, super weapon my ass.

 

[Stormz]

Zidanes Ultima weapon from FF9

 

[SoranMBane]

I'm torn between the gravity gun and the shock roach from Opposing Force. The gravity gun is definitely awesome, but the shock roach is also kind of a pet(A pet that shoots lightning)... I guess the gravity gun would win out if I could only pick one, because shock roaches probably poop. I would get both if I could, though.

 

[silicon avatar]

Portal gun or translocator if you would count them