game you will never play and why?

[ThePocketWeasel]

Lol yeah, i actually saw it in a game mag. It's called Paris Hilton's Super Diamond Adventure or something.

It sounds nothing short of horrific. Proves that companies will make a game anyone and his nan in need of more attention/money/because why not? suggests.

 

[Doom_bringer58]

i'd have to say anything containing elmo from sesame street

 

[Blanks]

Halo 1, 2, 3... no explanation needed

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Pokemon. I'm not 10.

Any game made in Japan, because I have almost nonexistent tolerance for pretentious bullshit.

This thread is pissing me off already...

There are a lot of games I'll never play, some being any Wii, PS2, PSP or PS3 exclusives, not because I hate the consoles but because I don't have enough money to get the consoles or the games. The others being World of Warcraft for obvious reasons, and any 'Casual' game involving Disney or babies.

Mother 3 'cause Nintendo won't fucking bring it to the U.S..

You can always download a ROM of it for computer y'know;

http://mother3.fobby.net/

 

[electric_warrior]

crysis because my computer isn't from the 31st century and more intelligent than i am

 

[Lyri]

Final Fantasy 12, My girlfriend says Bahamut isn't in it.

Thus I have decided I no longer have interest in the title.

 

[chuckman1]

Mother 3 'cause Nintendo won't fucking bring it to the U.S..
EDIT

any WWE games. What can be worse then watching oiled muscly men groping each other

Haha... nice.

 

[True Nero]

i have to agree with you there on WoW. huge waste of time.

but we have to give credit to all disney movie games after made after the sega genesis (Aladdin and the Lion King were great games)

 

[neuromasser]

FPS(s) on consoles. I mean why would you do it?

 

[Mackinator]

World of Warcraft. First of all because I don't want to waste my time on that shit and because it takes 13 hours for that to install on my goddamn computer

Good for you. And stay away forever, I am happy that you can.

Any game that involves patches = ...
Any game that involves size >15GB = ...

 

[Mackinator]

Final Fantasy 12, My girlfriend says Bahamut isn't in it.

Thus I have decided I no longer have interest in the title.

12 was quite possibly the worst FF ever.
I played it for a while but the stroy is slow and you REALLY dont give 2 shits about any character like you do 25 hours into any other FF game.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

FPS(s) on consoles. I mean why would you do it?

What makes less sense is console RTS. I'll never play World of Warcraft because I can get addicted to games VERY easily and I don't want to play the most addicting game ever. I don't have 15 bucks a month to spare so I can pretend I'm an orc and never leave my house.

 

[TopaZzz]

Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm or any game about fishing, I'll just go fishing as I live close to Saltstraumen. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltstraumen

 

[toapat]

Halo Wars. i already know how shitty it is because of 2 things: its Halo, which has never been given quality, and a console RTS, which is an entire catagory that is shit

 

[ech0blaster09]

I hate JRPG's they are all the same. Teenagers carrying swords that are twice their size.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

portal







because I can't find the god dammed thing any where. ANY WHERE! *breaks into tears*

Download it over xbl

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Halo Wars. i already know how shitty it is because of 2 things: its Halo, which has never been given quality, and a console RTS, which is an entire catagory that is shit

Actually it plays very well, and the controls are very smooth. You really shouldn't judge something you haven't played.