This is like a bad B-movie, just due to the reason I want to trow bleach on my brains to be able to forget this mess.
Wait, so is it the 9th Wonder Of The World Chyna or not?elvor0 said:Bought to you by by Ray360 & CRED Magazine:
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For more of this trainwreck, see scans of the magazine:
[link]https://imgur.com/a/v2L1a/noscript[/link]
Source: [link]http://www.dailydot.com/geek/new-gamer-girls-geek-lad-mag-porn/[/link]
Slightly NSFW. Nothing hardcore, but y'know, standard lads mag stuff.
Yes revel in the glory of this hideous irreverant, irrelevant magazine. Featuring such marvels as: A girl using her sex powers to enable her to play Halo 1, for the orginal xbox, with a ps2 controller that's had it's wire cut off to make it resemble a wireless pad. A woman on the front page who's clearly had glasses photoshopped onto her face, and thinly veiled racism as you gaze upon the beauty from the mysterious east, the " "Exotic" Chyna Doll" ", who totally didn't steal her name from a much more famous pornstar.
Beyond the complete dodginess of it's existance, I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. The guys who came up with the idea, the publishers for agreeing to it, the girls in the magazine, or us for them thinking this is something the "Geek" audience was actually clamouring for.
I mean not only could you easily find this stuff on google, there's plenty of genuine "Gamer Girls" on the interwebs who do this sort of thing, of much higher quality, and you could probably actually have a proper conversation about games with them.
Heck, I'm not even sure who this is for in the first place. I mean the internet exists for porn. Not only that, even Lads mags like FHM, Nuts or Zoo have more to them than babes and they at least arn't trying to put on a ruse so hackneyed it would make Stan Lee blush.
Which "moral stuff", really? What's immoral about a magazine where enhanced women dress up in silly costumes and pose half-naked for the camera? Do we live in the 1950s or what? And what makes you think it's aimed at you? It clearly doesn't float your boat, so you clearly aren't the target audience. And whoever likes the style, likes the style. So again: Where's the problem?elvor0 said:Well is pretty bad, just as a spectacle if nothing else. Even if the moral stuff doesn't bother you, it's just...so tacky. It's so, so, bad. I've seen amateur pornography with better quality than this. I've no problem with the idea of women being paid to model anything they like. I'm more irked about how half assed it is, the fact that this is clearly aimed at /me/ because the publisher still thinks it's 1980s and all Nerds/Geeks are still desperate basement dwellers who've never touched a woman in their life, as well as the fact that someone Asian is labelled exotic like we've just discovered the east.
Why the fuck do you get worked up about this not attracting you? You don't like it, so don't read it. Or is your real problem, that there's a "Gamer"/"Nerd"-Playboy around (really can't put enough "" around the words gamer and nerd there), which doesn't cater to your specific needs?elvor0 said:It's just how terrible this thing is, in every aspect imaginable. From models, to topic, to technical, to presentation, and the writing. Anyone with the ability to read, heck just eyes, can see how fake and dodgy everything is. I mean does anyone seriously get aroused by having a controller placed next to a woman? If the illusion is shattered on page 1 what exactly is there for me to get attracted to?
It's made for whoever buys it. It really is that simple.elvor0 said:Furthermore of all, like I said in my first post, who is this /for/ exactly? I mean nobody with any degree of pride would seriously buy this in the shop. If you're really desperate to see "gamer girls" fake or otherwise, the internet exists. You could go there to fap. Heck they could've made this an online site and it would've sold better. People barely buy "lads mags" in the shop anymore let alone something as pandering, ill thought out or reeking of desperation as this.
Not saying you shouldn't post about or it's quality, it's just the "ERMAGAWD DEMEANING, SEXIST, RACIST!!!!111" sentiment, that getting on my nerves and that I find completely pointless in this context. As said, it's a glamour-magazine with a vague gamer/nerd/geek-theme. That's all there is.elvor0 said:Finally, it is gaming related, so I thought I'd post it. I mean this is a gaming forum, and would've likely made itself to the offical Escapist front page come Monday.
Not at all. Nobody gives a rat's ass about this magazine unless it's bought in droves and spoken about in all the internet-forums. Congratulations, you're doing the marketing for this silly piece of work.ambitiousmould said:On top of the general consensus of how stupid and sad this is, I have more of a problem with how this is going to affect the general representation of gamers as a whole.
Looking back at the picture, it looks like they did a rush job. That colouration appears to be a poorly shopped patch of skin to cover up the aereola.Lilani said:I love it when they want to show more breasts than they can because the nipples would be revealed (and we can't have THAT, now can we), but rather than finding a more strategic or creative piece of clothing, they solve the problem simply by removing the nipples altogether. Like seriously, I have girl boobs, I know how big the areolae need to be. And unless she has some kind of a birth defect, hers aren't big enough. There seems to be some coloration that suggests the areolae are starting, but with how big and loose her breasts are it'd have to be colder than the surface of Neptune for them to have shrunk up that much.
I can't help but feel like stuff like this is raising a generation of children who are not going to be able to handle how big female nipples actually are. When boys see their first pair of breasts, they're going to be like OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS IN THE CENTER. And the poor girls will have it worse, when their ladies grow in they're going to think they are freaks for having nipples larger than dimes.
You...You're not implying that Playboy bios are fake, are you? I'm not sure if I could take that.Weaver said:It's basically a niche playboy. It features fake "gaming" bios of models who do sexy poses.
WOAH WOAH WOAH! Woah now!ChemistInTraining said:2.) She wears glasses. Those are always terrible looking.
It's just a softcore porn magazine, it's not trying to pass off as real. Let's stop taking it seriously.dyre said:I've gotta say, sexism aside, overall this is an incredibly amateurish effort. Terrible photoshop, awkward outfits and poses (what the fuck are those glasses...), and apparently nothing related to gaming other than the controllers. Seriously, at least make some shit up about their favorite League of Legends characters or whatever. A niche for this fetish (I guess gaming girls is a fetish?) probably exists, but this magazine is hardly going to penetrate [footnote]no pun intended[/footnote]it.
3/10, wouldn't read even if someone left it in the dorm bathroom stalls.
Hey, judging by the Maxim, Playboy, and Esquire magazines that people left in the bathroom stalls during my freshman year, softcore porn generally holds itself to a higher standard than this!Johnny Novgorod said:It's just a softcore porn magazine, it's not trying to pass off as real. Let's stop taking it seriously.dyre said:I've gotta say, sexism aside, overall this is an incredibly amateurish effort. Terrible photoshop, awkward outfits and poses (what the fuck are those glasses...), and apparently nothing related to gaming other than the controllers. Seriously, at least make some shit up about their favorite League of Legends characters or whatever. A niche for this fetish (I guess gaming girls is a fetish?) probably exists, but this magazine is hardly going to penetrate [footnote]no pun intended[/footnote]it.
3/10, wouldn't read even if someone left it in the dorm bathroom stalls.
I don't think it's about naked women. Hell, if this really is for real I'm betting my local stores would put this back with the actual pornography so kids wouldn't get it, but you consider they stock like fifty different porn mags, I don't think it's the nudity that's at issue. You can get naked or scantily clad women on the internet, too, with less hassle and no pandering. Or at least, better pandering.Wintermute said:Maybe it's because I'm from a country where it's pretty easy to see women naked (specially during february/march), but I really see nothing wrong with this. Looks shitty? Yeah, it does, but that's about it.