Gamer Grub: More Crap You Can Shovel Into Your Face

[ThaBenMan]

I'm still waiting for "RPG Reuben & Waffle Fries" and "Survival Horror Steak 'n' Cheese"...

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

The potential names alone could skyrocket this product into success!

Frag and Cheese!
Shmup Berries!
Adventure Mystery Flakes!
Fighting Finger Food!
Arcade Artichoke!

EDIT: Screw it, "Shmup Berries" is a trademark of mine, no stealing!

 

[SimuLord]

For what it's worth, Mountain Dew Game Fuel was awesome. It also didn't go too over the top with the gamer-marketing ploy. I could live with the Master Chief on my sort-of-orangy caffeine delivery device.

 

[EvilEngineNumberNine]

For what it's worth, Mountain Dew Game Fuel was awesome. It also didn't go too over the top with the gamer-marketing ploy. I could live with the Master Chief on my sort-of-orangy caffeine delivery device.

It was actually a recycled mountain dew flavor called "Octane" that didn't last too long in stores. That took that and slapped Master Chief on and and BOOM, hotcakes baby.

 

[fyrh56]

Wait... Food in a bottle? Are these guys Canadian? Imagine a store clerk's face if you asked for a bottle of snacks and a bag of milk.

 

[qbert4ever]

Hmmm. A new type of food that the creators say is really good for you and gives you tons of energy, yet nobody knows what is actually in it?

I can't quite place my finger on it, but this reminds me of something else. If only I could remember....

Ah well. At least I'll have something to go with my Asian Experience.

 

[stompy]

Hmm, all this talk of food made me hungry... so I went and made myself a sandwich. It's not going to work, but it is funny nonetheless.

OH, and Malygris, hurry up and tell us how it tastes!

 

[Typecast]

Only here can you take trail mix and Chex mix, put it in a 'collectible' cylinder, give it a goofy-ass name, and then charge 3x the amount and the masses will buy it.

Well, then again, we are the same people who pay $60 for sub-par crap on a regular basis.

Yeah, that's accurate.

 

[Mosine]

Powerthirst!! Makes you have 400 babies!!

 

[Novajam]

A Shocking Development...

 

[Downside]

i think the wrapper might be the healthiest part of it.

 

[Novajam]

Is it just me, or are they going steadily more insane?

Yeah, they are. But it's not necessarily a bad thing.

 

[WolfLordAndy]

Surely them being all salty/sugary isn't good for gaming. As you'll get your controler/keyboard all greesy and icke... I generally don't eat anything when gaming, and just drink water :/

At least since I wrecked my last keyboard by spilling coke all over it.

 

[ckeymel]

Wait... Food in a bottle? Are these guys Canadian? Imagine a store clerk's face if you asked for a bottle of snacks and a bag of milk.

Hey hey hey! When I was in middle school we had milk in a bag and let me tell you, you can do a LOT of fun things with milk in bags (as opposed to milk in cartons anyways)

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o309/reloraranel/352435566_babbfa792b.jpg

Yum yum!

 

[SimuLord]

Is it just me, or are they going steadily more insane?

Tycho's got a thing for stereotype exploitation. A violent thing.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Games are not physical sports. They do not need "performance snacks". This is a cash-in for the stupid.

If they are releasing food and drinks to "increase performance" in games, I wonder when professional gamers will start taking steroids, some people are that stupid

Never steroids. We don't need strength. We need speed (for our reaction time), so what better to take then... well... Speed.


If people can't tell I'm being cynical, I'll spell it out. I'm being cynical.