I hate it in Halo 3 when people decide to be assholes and use the ghost or overcharged plasma pistol. I love to own their noobish asses. Sticking the ghost and dodging the overcharged pistol blast then smashing their face in is very satisfying.
Gamer Rage
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I finnally beat COD4 on vetren, it was one of the most infuritating things ever! The level No fighting in the war room is pretty easy, theres just 2 annoying passages you hae to get past, I finnally got to the end of the room with crates only to get shot a second before the checkpoint...
The most recent annoyance is on Soul Calibur 4, I play as Kilik, because of tis I get called a noob as I destroy the other person....yet the using nightmare or cervantes is perfectly fine (whilst using the same goddamn move over and over!)
The most recent annoyance is on Soul Calibur 4, I play as Kilik, because of tis I get called a noob as I destroy the other person....yet the using nightmare or cervantes is perfectly fine (whilst using the same goddamn move over and over!)
Speaking of gamer rage........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA&feature=related
everyone should watch this, and be frightened.... maybe he was having a bad day?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA&feature=related
everyone should watch this, and be frightened.... maybe he was having a bad day?
Two words:
[font color="red"]WARNING:[/font] Insanely bad language. NSFW for sure.
As for myself: the closest I have EVER been to throwing a controller was a Halo 3 match. Luckily I remembered I wasn't 15 and stopped before I did it, but it was close.
Croyt's Rage [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=croyts+rage&search_type=&aq=f]
[font color="red"]WARNING:[/font] Insanely bad language. NSFW for sure.
As for myself: the closest I have EVER been to throwing a controller was a Halo 3 match. Luckily I remembered I wasn't 15 and stopped before I did it, but it was close.
Oh yeah, I am going old school.
Beyond the Beyond,
I got up to the part (as if anyone remembers) where your suppose to go into this temple, though the quest is never officially given to you, and I had no idea your just suppose to get that damn pendent on an obscure ledge and leave. No boss fight, no easy exit, you trek all the way in, and all the way out. Well, I didn't know that and was fighting with my beat to crap party, desperately not wanting to have to re-load the game, looking to climb higher up the temple. I was going delirious trying to find the next damn place to go in that thing. Man, that game sucked. I was shaken from the ass handing I got.
Beyond the Beyond,
I got up to the part (as if anyone remembers) where your suppose to go into this temple, though the quest is never officially given to you, and I had no idea your just suppose to get that damn pendent on an obscure ledge and leave. No boss fight, no easy exit, you trek all the way in, and all the way out. Well, I didn't know that and was fighting with my beat to crap party, desperately not wanting to have to re-load the game, looking to climb higher up the temple. I was going delirious trying to find the next damn place to go in that thing. Man, that game sucked. I was shaken from the ass handing I got.
In Counter Strike when there's a tie for the last point and you get sniped and lose it for your team.
Ush, I hate that. You think, oh yeah! I'm going to make out team wi- *headshot*HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus said:
Sorry if this is obvious, but that video is staged. The kid has several more videos on youtube. Anyway, the guy made it to national fame when some news show decided to show his video during a report on violent video games. Along with comparing gamers to crack addicts.dreamofobscurity said:
when a developer puts a lot of effort into making multiplayer seem great and then not bother with giving us SADS
Gotta say CoD4, dont hate me for it but who hasnt yelled out "F--Kin' HELLICOPTER" while playing the game in veteran
and if not that i would have to say Just about every horror and Railshooter ever and the worst of em all Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles
and if not that i would have to say Just about every horror and Railshooter ever and the worst of em all Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles
*Centering myself before the rage starts*
Tomb Raider Anniversary: the centaurs. Okay, so I'm supposed to shoot one until they charge what I like to call "the Medusa ray", stop looking at them or duck to avoid said ray, shoot the same one to enrage it again, use a specific maneuver to avoid being charged at, which in turn gives me just enough time to shoot it again, this time stunning it momentarily, allowing me again just enough time to whip out my magnetic grappling hook, latch onto the centaur's shield, at which point I enrage the centaur yet again and use my new shield to reflect back the Medusa ray, thereby buying my a few seconds during which I can manage to injure said centaur, all while avoiding being attacked by the second centaur running around, and I'm supposed to figure this out on my own? Bullshit! I realize that is one hell of a run-on sentence, but either I missed the "explain the entire plot of this scene" button in the menus, or Eidos is giving me far more credit to figure these things out than I deserve. Assuming for the moment I am indeed, to coin a phrase, pants-on-head retarded, and I did miss the "this is what we want you to do now. Have fun with that!" option, that is still some myriad of events to be pulled off in such a short time. Never mind the video explanation of this level which I have running in the background where somebody, even with pauses for further explanation so that people like myself can follow along, manages to blow away both centaurs in just over two minutes, I still call shenanigans on it.
*Focus, focus, keep the rage under control...*
This I hesitate to bring up, but I must, at least for the good of the crazy conspiracy theory I plan to pop in before I end this. Need for Speed: Most Wanted. My only foray into that series, due to the generous and forgetful nature of a friend who bought two copies (it happens), and figured a car game is right up my alley, so a free copy for me. Because I came close to 100% completion through nothing more than simply playing the game through (95% that way, I believe), I figured I might as well work that extra bit for the non-existent glory that would come from 100%. Since all I have left is on my "rap sheet", I pull out my first car, my trust Cobalt SS, the car I earned the vast majority of my bounty on (18 of the 19 million they want me for is on it, the rest that damned BMW you start with), and hit the streets. In top realistically-impossible tune, I hit the streets, and everything else in my path, and the police still take 10 minutes to find me *rage building*. There's two ways these usually end, both of which I call bullshit. The first is where I am physically incapable of getting away, and I'm not talking "I hit the spike strip; I'm not getting away." No, I talk of the Corvette clusterfuck lifting my wheels off the ground so I can't get away even though I easily could were I on the ground. While I'm sure the officers would say "Hey, it stopped you, didn't it?" I feel if there wasn't the remotest chance of my escape, I have been cheated. Along those same lines is when they knock my car sideways, but not enough to respawn, or, I do respawn, but my "busted meter", which does not reset when I do, fills before I regain the ability to control my vehicle. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!
The second way (roughly fifth now, but not the point), the one I hesitate to mention, is when I successfully evade, and the fucking game crashes *raaage...*. Cooldown fills, and suddenly I'm staring my desktop. I don't even get the courteous Microsoft "do you wish to report this problem" message. What the fuck is that all about? Why do I hesitate to mention this? Simple. Need for Speed is EA, and I'd rather not be responsible for turning this into another EA hatefest, but I may need to here, because yet another EA game I have, and returned to only last night, Sim City 4, has the exact same crash symptoms whenever something game-state-changing happens, such as opening a menu. Two entirely different games, connected only by the company that makes them, have randomized crash codes built in which Windows accepts as mere quitting [and that completes the conspiracy theory]? What the fuck, EA? It isn't bad enough you've shown no innovation in any way in over a decade, but you're intentionally preventing people from completing them so as to prevent discovery of said lack of innovation? No, I refuse to stand for that. RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
*iamnotincompliance reaches for his ever-handy Glocks and sets off for EA headquarters in search of answers. His last reported location was just outside St. Louis, where he was heard muttering about how the majority of the residents in SimTower move out every quarter (all of eight days) no matter how brilliantly designed the tower is. Witnesses mentioned to him that SimTower came out long before EA's acquisition of Maxis, so EA could not be at fault there. It is not known if this made any impact on his resolve. Police continue to pursue the raving lunatic, looking for some way to get his wheels of the ground, or possibly make him crash before making any further progress*
Tomb Raider Anniversary: the centaurs. Okay, so I'm supposed to shoot one until they charge what I like to call "the Medusa ray", stop looking at them or duck to avoid said ray, shoot the same one to enrage it again, use a specific maneuver to avoid being charged at, which in turn gives me just enough time to shoot it again, this time stunning it momentarily, allowing me again just enough time to whip out my magnetic grappling hook, latch onto the centaur's shield, at which point I enrage the centaur yet again and use my new shield to reflect back the Medusa ray, thereby buying my a few seconds during which I can manage to injure said centaur, all while avoiding being attacked by the second centaur running around, and I'm supposed to figure this out on my own? Bullshit! I realize that is one hell of a run-on sentence, but either I missed the "explain the entire plot of this scene" button in the menus, or Eidos is giving me far more credit to figure these things out than I deserve. Assuming for the moment I am indeed, to coin a phrase, pants-on-head retarded, and I did miss the "this is what we want you to do now. Have fun with that!" option, that is still some myriad of events to be pulled off in such a short time. Never mind the video explanation of this level which I have running in the background where somebody, even with pauses for further explanation so that people like myself can follow along, manages to blow away both centaurs in just over two minutes, I still call shenanigans on it.
*Focus, focus, keep the rage under control...*
This I hesitate to bring up, but I must, at least for the good of the crazy conspiracy theory I plan to pop in before I end this. Need for Speed: Most Wanted. My only foray into that series, due to the generous and forgetful nature of a friend who bought two copies (it happens), and figured a car game is right up my alley, so a free copy for me. Because I came close to 100% completion through nothing more than simply playing the game through (95% that way, I believe), I figured I might as well work that extra bit for the non-existent glory that would come from 100%. Since all I have left is on my "rap sheet", I pull out my first car, my trust Cobalt SS, the car I earned the vast majority of my bounty on (18 of the 19 million they want me for is on it, the rest that damned BMW you start with), and hit the streets. In top realistically-impossible tune, I hit the streets, and everything else in my path, and the police still take 10 minutes to find me *rage building*. There's two ways these usually end, both of which I call bullshit. The first is where I am physically incapable of getting away, and I'm not talking "I hit the spike strip; I'm not getting away." No, I talk of the Corvette clusterfuck lifting my wheels off the ground so I can't get away even though I easily could were I on the ground. While I'm sure the officers would say "Hey, it stopped you, didn't it?" I feel if there wasn't the remotest chance of my escape, I have been cheated. Along those same lines is when they knock my car sideways, but not enough to respawn, or, I do respawn, but my "busted meter", which does not reset when I do, fills before I regain the ability to control my vehicle. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!
The second way (roughly fifth now, but not the point), the one I hesitate to mention, is when I successfully evade, and the fucking game crashes *raaage...*. Cooldown fills, and suddenly I'm staring my desktop. I don't even get the courteous Microsoft "do you wish to report this problem" message. What the fuck is that all about? Why do I hesitate to mention this? Simple. Need for Speed is EA, and I'd rather not be responsible for turning this into another EA hatefest, but I may need to here, because yet another EA game I have, and returned to only last night, Sim City 4, has the exact same crash symptoms whenever something game-state-changing happens, such as opening a menu. Two entirely different games, connected only by the company that makes them, have randomized crash codes built in which Windows accepts as mere quitting [and that completes the conspiracy theory]? What the fuck, EA? It isn't bad enough you've shown no innovation in any way in over a decade, but you're intentionally preventing people from completing them so as to prevent discovery of said lack of innovation? No, I refuse to stand for that. RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
*iamnotincompliance reaches for his ever-handy Glocks and sets off for EA headquarters in search of answers. His last reported location was just outside St. Louis, where he was heard muttering about how the majority of the residents in SimTower move out every quarter (all of eight days) no matter how brilliantly designed the tower is. Witnesses mentioned to him that SimTower came out long before EA's acquisition of Maxis, so EA could not be at fault there. It is not known if this made any impact on his resolve. Police continue to pursue the raving lunatic, looking for some way to get his wheels of the ground, or possibly make him crash before making any further progress*
I feel your pain, I've played Guild Wars for a long time and the number of times I've gotten good pug groups has been few and far between.Saphatorael said:
Annoys the crap out of me when someone who has just joined your group/party tries to get you to change your build when you've got a very effective build yet they are using something like frenzy
It's just what i thought of when i thought of Gamer Rage.sicDaniel said:
I didnt know it was staged though, someone showed it to me a while back.
Opponents putting sentry guns JUST outside you spawn in TF2. Like, putting them RIGHT outside the door so the spys can't even get a sapper on it.
In gmod, when you are quite happily building away with friends and someone joins the game and either spawns so much stuff it lags the game or just starts shooting everyone. GO BACK TO COUNTERSTRIKE, FUCKNUGGET!
In gmod, when you are quite happily building away with friends and someone joins the game and either spawns so much stuff it lags the game or just starts shooting everyone. GO BACK TO COUNTERSTRIKE, FUCKNUGGET!
Fucking Mario Kart. CHEATING ***** COMPUTER WHORE! God it makes me so mad. When I'm finally kicking their ass on 150cc on the final map and i'm going to get first...NOPE COMPUTER CHEATS! They magically are right behind you and have amazing items that hit in perfect sequence to knock you back to last.