One day, about 11 or so years ago, I was trying to register for a website. Every single name I could think of was taken, and I didn't want any numbers on the end, as I felt they made usernames seem stupid. I tried to think of a name so bizarre that no one else would ever have used it, and settled upon Liverandbacon. Since it had a nice ring, and was never taken any of the times I tried to use it in the next 11 years, it became my online identity for most things. Imagine my horror when I tried to register for GFWL (because of DOW 2), and found that someone had taken it already. I had to settle for "BaconAndLiver".