Games as my dad describes them.
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Correct and I'm guessing yours is No More Heroes which I've never played but I can't think of what else it would be.Black Reaper said:
Fist of the North Star it is! I love that game...it seems to be the only anime that makes sense for the Dynasty Warrior model in my opinion.Shanicus said:
Your in a city and it's sometimes destroyed, there's like 700 versions of 8 different people walking around and a bunch of soldiers or zombies... and you can have a sword for an arm
Prototype
"You're like this serial killer guy who joins the mafia for his cousin and you pretty much kill stuff."
Grand Theft Auto IV
Not a guessing game or anything just amusing.
My dad is dyslexic (not stupid i hate people getting these 2 confused the ***** has a degree in maths yo) anyway! when i was a kid he used to say he bought me a "play boy" for Christmas...
He actually meant a Game Boy, but my god the looks some people gave him until he then went onto to say i'm always playing Pokemon Red.
My dad is dyslexic (not stupid i hate people getting these 2 confused the ***** has a degree in maths yo) anyway! when i was a kid he used to say he bought me a "play boy" for Christmas...
He actually meant a Game Boy, but my god the looks some people gave him until he then went onto to say i'm always playing Pokemon Red.
OK: Time to come back and bring back some fun trivia for this thread!
Easy: I was playing this game not too long ago from a long while ago. I think you're a block of cheese and there are color smears coming after you.
Medium: So you play this game from the perspective of a gun...or a couple of guns and, you can change your guns if you have enough of them to do that but you run around a city for a while then in space then some canyon and more city. I think I remember pigs too...why are my guns talking?
Hard: You're in this city and you're a chick with guns but you're being chased around by a guy whose huge and no matter how Liefeld you go on him he always gets back up and tries to kill you.
Bonus: Remember Donkey Kong 64? I loved that game but I could never get past those two parts...Well I got through that one part where you have to fly around and collect ship parts but I couldn't get past classic DK...
Easy: I was playing this game not too long ago from a long while ago. I think you're a block of cheese and there are color smears coming after you.
Medium: So you play this game from the perspective of a gun...or a couple of guns and, you can change your guns if you have enough of them to do that but you run around a city for a while then in space then some canyon and more city. I think I remember pigs too...why are my guns talking?
Hard: You're in this city and you're a chick with guns but you're being chased around by a guy whose huge and no matter how Liefeld you go on him he always gets back up and tries to kill you.
Bonus: Remember Donkey Kong 64? I loved that game but I could never get past those two parts...Well I got through that one part where you have to fly around and collect ship parts but I couldn't get past classic DK...
I wouldnt know. The only games my dad does are Wii games like Monopoly and Battleship. He thinks that me doing games on the Xbox are a waste of time and that I could be doing better in school if I wasnt on them......I have passed High school with a 3.6 GPA (A and B average), I have a job, a girlfriend, am currently going to college (where I am passing all my classes), and am joining the volunteer fire department soon. WHAT THE HELL MORE DOES HE WANT FROM ME!!? The only games he ever really played where in the arcade and on the Atari. I remember one time he had to get leg surgury and we brought down the Xbox for him, and he tried to play Call of Duty.....he had to move, stop, aim, shoot, then move. He couldnt do it all at the same time.
My mom on the other hand is ok with me doing games as long as I get the important stuff done. She knows that I think better with them and that I can actually learn better from them (might have something to do with my Aspegers). For instance, I SUCK at math. I can only really do the basics, and when I had to take college algebra, I struggled. You'd think this would mean I cant do money. You would be wrong. I am really good at budgeting and accounting. I can fly circles around basic money problems and even some harder ones. I understand all the banking and loan terms and how to get the best ones. I know how the stock market runs and what to look out for when things can go bad, and how to make money off of it. I even had 102% in my economics class at one point. Why?
Thats Why.
My mom on the other hand is ok with me doing games as long as I get the important stuff done. She knows that I think better with them and that I can actually learn better from them (might have something to do with my Aspegers). For instance, I SUCK at math. I can only really do the basics, and when I had to take college algebra, I struggled. You'd think this would mean I cant do money. You would be wrong. I am really good at budgeting and accounting. I can fly circles around basic money problems and even some harder ones. I understand all the banking and loan terms and how to get the best ones. I know how the stock market runs and what to look out for when things can go bad, and how to make money off of it. I even had 102% in my economics class at one point. Why?
Thats Why.
So you're like this dude, who is dreaming about sheep and climbing and stuff, and is incredibly unfaithful to his girlfriend.
So you're this guy who really likes to draw, and likes to ask questions. You've also fought in a war and shit.
You are a horrible person for doing all this, you monster. Do you feel bad already? Because you should! Despicable, to think anyone would do something like this. Did you think you were going to be some kind of hero, and magically save the day?
Catherine
So you're this guy who really likes to draw, and likes to ask questions. You've also fought in a war and shit.
LA Noire
You are a horrible person for doing all this, you monster. Do you feel bad already? Because you should! Despicable, to think anyone would do something like this. Did you think you were going to be some kind of hero, and magically save the day?
Spec Ops: The Line
I saw you play this game a couple of days ago, though it looks kinda old. But not as old as the games I was playing when I was your age. Okay, so... you're this girl who doesn't know what a bra is and you were in a... crash? And now everyone wants to rape you and you're in this giant-ass mansion and there's a dog and you're, like, a goddess or something because you're needy and have, like, magical blood or whatever? Or something?
Why the hell would you want to play a game about training puppies? That's almost as bad as wanting one in real life.
My dad's a nark. xD
Haunting Ground
Why the hell would you want to play a game about training puppies? That's almost as bad as wanting one in real life.
Nintendogs
My dad's a nark. xD
So, you're, like, this guy in his underwear or something, and you get dropped into a city, where you beat the shit out of people, and find riddle thingies
Batman: Arkham City
All I remember is a big mess of coloured letters, punctuation and some stuff that moved about in some crazy fashion. Oh, there was some sort of menu or something on the right.
You drive some sort of knock off F1 car on floating tracks. You don't seem to collide with other cars and you can instantly go back to the start for some reason.
You drive remote control cars in some Wild West town, or some toy shop or the titanic
Dwarf Fortress, although quite a few rougelikes would probably qualify
You drive some sort of knock off F1 car on floating tracks. You don't seem to collide with other cars and you can instantly go back to the start for some reason.
Trackmania [Nations]
You drive remote control cars in some Wild West town, or some toy shop or the titanic
Re-Volt
It's some sort of game where you walk around beating up these wierdos, as this strange ninja guy, but you can also be a wrestler or a Ken doll on steroids. Who comes up with these games?
Final Fight
I was playing the original Assassin's Creed and my father was watching me for a bit. Then he says.
"Is that guy a Middle Eastern Terrorist or a ninja?"
I'm like....
"Both
"
"Is that guy a Middle Eastern Terrorist or a ninja?"
I'm like....
"Both
"