"Games" More Popular Than "Porn" in Australia

[Ultrajoe]

Apparently our Foster's-chugging cousins

Get your facts right. No Australian drinks that shit, we export it to you poor bastards.

Agreed wholeheartedly.

I like to think that Fosters is our national prank on the world, along with telling everyone to apply vegemite thickly and saying 'Mate' 200% more when overseas.

 

[The Random One]

Do people really search the internet for merely 'porn'? I mean, people who aren't 12?

 

[hypothetical fact]

What kind of muppet drinks Foster's?

 

[TechNoFear]

Apparently our Foster's-chugging cousins didn't get the memo on that one,

STREWTH MATE!

You've gone too far this time Chalk! How much can a koala bear? This is worse than being poked in the eye with a burnt stick dipped in hot cocky kak!


No Aussie would be caught dead with a can of Fosters within 100 Kms, let alone drink that kanga piss.

Last person I saw in OZ with a Fosters was a pommy bastard, who admitted he did so because no other bugger would drink/steal it! [technically known as 'having a low evaporation rate'. as in; "all my beer has evaporated from the esky"]

Don't you people know when Aussies make beer (a labor of love and revered profession) we keep the best brews, any non toxic swill (or failed experiments) left over is canned and sent overseas as Fosters.

The sludge left in the beer vats is then packed into jars and sold as Vegimite (so we can have beer for breaky!)

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

We don't need porn, we have sexy german backpackers for that.