Mass Effect 2 and Assassin's Creed 2.
ME2 because of a bunch of small issues that eventually add up to one big amount of stupid. Companion stories were great though. The main plot... not so much. And it was made worse by Arrival.
Assassin's Creed 2 because Carnival and pope pugilism. Carnival because it's a bunch of bullshit for absolutely no good reason at all. You apparently need a Golden Mask. Why can't you just ambush someone with it, kill them, and take it? Why can't you steal one? No, you have to do a race that nobody but Ezio can do, steal ribbons from women, fucking capture the flag, and fist-fight people. And even after all that, you still don't get the mask. Then you're told you have to steal it. WHY DIDN'T WE DO THAT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE?! And when we get to the party, nobody else has a fucking golden mask. At the party where you apparently need a golden mask to enter. And even by just observing the area you could think of many more different ways to enter. You could have snuck in with Paola, swam in, posed as a caterer, steal a guard uniform and get onto the main boat... so many things. But no, you take the golden fucking mask from someone, and don't kill the guy which pretty much guarentees that he'll barge in and try to find you. Which he does, so now they're looking for the guy with the golden mask. And yet Ezio keeps the fucking thing on. The golden mask that you could have gotten in many better ways that you didn't even fucking need but did anyway because it's a video game and you do what you're told dammit. Also there's the general stupidity that a simple mask will disguise you from guards looking for you. Instead of, say, changing out of you're ridiculously flamboyant and easy-to-spot assassins outfit, you put a mask over you're eyes which is then covered by your hood. Just... why such stupidity?
Also, Ezio's a jackass. He makes it his life's work to kill the ones who killed his family. Well he does that, then proceeded to murder people connected with the people who murdered his family. And when he gets to the person who's the cause of it all, he lets him go. Why does he do it? Because "killing him won't bring his family back".
And he says this after he spent an entire game killing scores of people because they killed, or were related to in some way to the people who killed, his family. This isn't even focusing on the fact that he has no problem murdering the peons, people who most likely have no choice but to fight, people who might not even know what's going on but just want to hold down the job, and then lets the person responsible for everything go. For the same reason why he's been killing his way across Italy.
Fucking jackass.
And yes I've been watching Spoiler Warning, and no I don't have anything better to do. What of it?
ME2 because of a bunch of small issues that eventually add up to one big amount of stupid. Companion stories were great though. The main plot... not so much. And it was made worse by Arrival.
Assassin's Creed 2 because Carnival and pope pugilism. Carnival because it's a bunch of bullshit for absolutely no good reason at all. You apparently need a Golden Mask. Why can't you just ambush someone with it, kill them, and take it? Why can't you steal one? No, you have to do a race that nobody but Ezio can do, steal ribbons from women, fucking capture the flag, and fist-fight people. And even after all that, you still don't get the mask. Then you're told you have to steal it. WHY DIDN'T WE DO THAT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE?! And when we get to the party, nobody else has a fucking golden mask. At the party where you apparently need a golden mask to enter. And even by just observing the area you could think of many more different ways to enter. You could have snuck in with Paola, swam in, posed as a caterer, steal a guard uniform and get onto the main boat... so many things. But no, you take the golden fucking mask from someone, and don't kill the guy which pretty much guarentees that he'll barge in and try to find you. Which he does, so now they're looking for the guy with the golden mask. And yet Ezio keeps the fucking thing on. The golden mask that you could have gotten in many better ways that you didn't even fucking need but did anyway because it's a video game and you do what you're told dammit. Also there's the general stupidity that a simple mask will disguise you from guards looking for you. Instead of, say, changing out of you're ridiculously flamboyant and easy-to-spot assassins outfit, you put a mask over you're eyes which is then covered by your hood. Just... why such stupidity?
Also, Ezio's a jackass. He makes it his life's work to kill the ones who killed his family. Well he does that, then proceeded to murder people connected with the people who murdered his family. And when he gets to the person who's the cause of it all, he lets him go. Why does he do it? Because "killing him won't bring his family back".
And he says this after he spent an entire game killing scores of people because they killed, or were related to in some way to the people who killed, his family. This isn't even focusing on the fact that he has no problem murdering the peons, people who most likely have no choice but to fight, people who might not even know what's going on but just want to hold down the job, and then lets the person responsible for everything go. For the same reason why he's been killing his way across Italy.
Fucking jackass.
And yes I've been watching Spoiler Warning, and no I don't have anything better to do. What of it?