Any game character from all of the video games ever made can be replaced with Kyle Katarn for a speedrun that takes 5 minutes. Unless the computer is a goddamn cheating bastard, but even that's not gonna make much of a difference.
I mean, goddamnit, he shaves with his fucking lightsaber! On which "Bad Motherkriffer" is engraved! And he killed two of those fucking lizards that are as big as a truck and eat people for breakfast, before he got his force powers and WITH HIS BARE GODDAMN HANDS!!! You really can't top that.
Also:
When Superman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed if Chuck Norris is there.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks for Bruce Lee.
And when Bruce Lee goes to sleep, he checks for Kyle Katarn.