Games that could be beaten in five minutes with a different character

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Simalacrum said:
Replace Nathan Drake with Kratos.

The lack of witty remarks would cut down the time it takes by up to 90% ;P
Oh snap!:p

OT:Replace Mario with Duke Nukem.
 

JayDub147

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Replace Alex Mercer, or anyone for that matter, with Helios-JC Denton.

Nothing quite like a walking universal constructor to fuck up the opposition.
 

NickCaligo42

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Replace Sonic in Sonic and the Secret Rings with Sonic from any other goddamn Sonic game. The ability to actually control your direction and speed would make that game so much easier.

Friggin' idiot game designers.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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Hawk of Battle said:
Anyone with Alex Mercer.
I'd love to see a GTA game with Alex in it.

As for an idea of my own i'd have to say: Replace the characters of Heavy Rain with just about anyone, for example... Replace Ethan Mars with Superman, Madison Paige with Ivy from Soul Calibur, Norman Jaden with L from Death Note or replace Scott Shelby with Donkey Kong.
 

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Replace solid snake with kirby that would not only make the game more fun it would also allow kirby to just sneak past the bad guys.
 

Zenn3k

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MCDeltaT said:
Replace the final fantasy XIII characters with sonic, you basically just run in a straight line anyway.
I think we may have finally found a developer that can make a decent Sonic game.

Quick, someone tell Square.
 

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MarsKitagawa said:
would it be a bad idea to throw around the name "Chuck Norris" in here? :D

other than that... replace *insert starter Pokemon chosen here* with the Terminator and see how quickly you get through all the gyms then.
Ninjaed!

I'd replace the Mass Effect squad with the Gears of War squad, they are so much more badass and gets the job done! (Just look at the short campaign in the GoW games compared to Mass Effect!)
 

obliviondoll

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You guys are missing a few obvious ones.

Replace your starting ship in any space combat game with one of Homeworld's Heavy Cruisers.
 

WINDOWCLEAN2

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Replace Niko Bellic (GTA 4) with CJ (GTA: SA)

Roman: Cousin!!!!! LEts go Bowlin...
CJ: Quiet Foo'! (Blasts Roman in the Knees)
CJ: Now pay a Nigga'!
 

obliviondoll

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Kyle Katarn from Dark Forces with Kyle Katarn from Jedi Knight? (Well it PLAYS like he's a different character...) Or Starkiller, of course. Or Alex Mercer. Either of them would be insanely overpowered.
 

The_ModeRazor

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Any game character from all of the video games ever made can be replaced with Kyle Katarn for a speedrun that takes 5 minutes. Unless the computer is a goddamn cheating bastard, but even that's not gonna make much of a difference.
I mean, goddamnit, he shaves with his fucking lightsaber! On which "Bad Motherkriffer" is engraved! And he killed two of those fucking lizards that are as big as a truck and eat people for breakfast, before he got his force powers and WITH HIS BARE GODDAMN HANDS!!! You really can't top that.
Also:
When Superman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed if Chuck Norris is there.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks for Bruce Lee.
And when Bruce Lee goes to sleep, he checks for Kyle Katarn.
 

WaysideMaze

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Hawk of Battle said:
Anyone with Alex Mercer.
Damn...ninja'd.

Yeah Alex Mercer is basically death incarnate, I think any game would be easier with him.